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Offline Biman258

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1175 on: July 23, 2012, 12:21:20 PM »
Granted but it's locked inside a safe

I wish I had a meetball sub

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1176 on: July 23, 2012, 12:32:53 PM »
Granted, but we are legally required to put the word meat in quotations. Here is your "meat"ball sub.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1177 on: July 23, 2012, 03:06:16 PM »
Granted.. but your pronunciation of weiner is taken by the wish-gods as winner.. and while you sit there waiting for that shift into elongated bologna.. instead a vortex opens above and you are buried in a million ice cold hot dogs. Damn.. but no mustard. Time to start eating your way out.

I wish I was able to only make perfect decisions that only ended up with wonderful outcome.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1178 on: July 23, 2012, 03:31:29 PM »
Granted, but you are now a cold and unfeeling machine with no free will at all. The decisions you make help others, but you are numb to their joy.

I wish my hair were always perfect.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1179 on: July 24, 2012, 10:51:22 AM »
Granted but your clothes never look good

I wish my father had been the one to invent google

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1180 on: July 24, 2012, 11:08:23 AM »
Granted, but it never took off.

I wish I could type today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1181 on: July 24, 2012, 11:11:43 AM »
Granted but you'll miss something important
I wish my roommate would go out with me again ;)

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1182 on: July 24, 2012, 11:12:50 AM »
Granted. You both step outside at the same time.

I wish this cough would go away.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1183 on: July 24, 2012, 11:24:32 AM »
Granted but you get addicted to experimental cough syrup
I wish I could get paid a lot of money to not work

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1184 on: July 24, 2012, 11:37:33 AM »
Granted, but it is far too much. You get paid so much that the money supply increases, causing rapid inflation. As you are the only one gathering this massive amount of money, people cannot afford basic necessities as their prices skyrocket. You send the country into a major economic depression, recovery is unlikely. The crash causes a ripple effect, ruining the world economy and billions of lives.

I wish I got a better phone signal at home.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1185 on: July 25, 2012, 01:19:29 AM »
Granted, but now everyone keeps calling you and they wont stop.

I wish a was a Cyborg like my avatar  ;D

Online Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1186 on: July 25, 2012, 05:52:29 AM »
Granted, but you don't have any sex organs and feel inclined to do a silly dance whenever somebody sneezes or coughs.

I wish I had my own spaceship.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1187 on: July 25, 2012, 08:14:19 AM »
Granted, but its on the moon.

I wish my cold would go away.

Online Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1188 on: July 25, 2012, 08:24:02 AM »
Granted, instead you have a fever.

I wish I had another space ship.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1189 on: July 25, 2012, 09:04:40 AM »
Granted. Its on top of your other one.

I wish I had something for my fever.

Online Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1190 on: July 25, 2012, 09:15:50 AM »
Granted, I'll put you in the spaceships you stacked on the moon. In space it's always cold! (Well, unless you bump into a star.)

I wish I had a submarine. It doesn't have to be yellow.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1191 on: July 25, 2012, 10:43:44 AM »
Granted, but its full of walruses.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

Online Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1192 on: July 25, 2012, 11:00:56 AM »
Granted and it has all the walruses you gave me, though they're dead since they can't live in such tiny spaces and now smell horrible.

I wish I had an empty trash bin.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1193 on: July 25, 2012, 11:39:25 AM »
Granted, but the trash is scattered over your house.

I wish it were sunny

Offline The Sparrower

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1194 on: July 25, 2012, 02:20:40 PM »
Granted, but you live in Philadelphia.

I wish I was a robot.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1195 on: July 25, 2012, 02:27:33 PM »
Granted, but you're a rectal scope.

I wish I had a TARDIS!

Offline The Sparrower

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1196 on: July 25, 2012, 02:35:54 PM »
Granted, but it's being kept in an alternate dimension by creatures who don't follow Euclidean geometry.

I wish that I was a part of the Weapon X project, a la Wolverine or Deadpool!

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1197 on: July 25, 2012, 02:39:56 PM »
Granted. You are Deadpool's next target!

I wish I could create matter at will

Offline The Sparrower

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1198 on: July 25, 2012, 02:51:23 PM »
Granted, but no matter what matter you make, it doesn't matter.

I wish I was useless.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1199 on: July 25, 2012, 09:43:07 PM »
Granted, but your loved ones throw you out with the trash.

I wish I had more money.