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Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1150 on: July 15, 2012, 09:42:18 AM »
Granted, but there are four flies swimming in it now.

I wish I could run as fast as The Flash.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1151 on: July 15, 2012, 09:44:07 AM »
*picks out flies and drinks it anyway*LOL

Granted but you run so fast that you miss life and fun stuff too

I wish I did not have to go to the store to buy water

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1152 on: July 15, 2012, 09:45:31 AM »
Granted, but it is only because the store is now closed, and you still have no water.

I wish I did not have to go to the store to buy food.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1153 on: July 15, 2012, 10:09:11 AM »
Granted, the store was hit by a tornado and dumped on top of your house.

I wish I had another day of weekend. :-)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1154 on: July 15, 2012, 11:14:56 AM »
granted but everyday is weekend and you have to work anyway

I wish I had some ice tea

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1155 on: July 15, 2012, 11:24:42 AM »
Granted, but it tastes like cold coffee.

I wish a lonely child in a cold orphange had a warm teddybear to cuddle up with.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1156 on: July 15, 2012, 01:35:42 PM »
buys enough teddy bears for all orphans. I cant possibly corrupt that wish.

I wish I could start a  homeless shelter and help them get on their feet again.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1157 on: July 15, 2012, 01:40:42 PM »
Granted and though it's hard to corrupt selfless wishes, I will still do so anyway. The not-so-homeless people will bring you a serenade every morning when it's time for you to wake up. ;D

I wish I had an angel.
(Title from a Nightwish song hehe. And thanks for not corrupting my wish! ^_^)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1158 on: July 15, 2012, 02:02:39 PM »
you do and she is in love with you, she can be jealous too.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of coffee so that I never have to sleep again.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1159 on: July 15, 2012, 02:43:09 PM »
Granted, but it turned you into an immortal vampire who drinks coffee instead of blood, additionally it gives you a bad breath.

I wish I had a new computer.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1160 on: July 16, 2012, 06:49:33 AM »
Granted, you have a brand new computer, but it only runs with the Russian version of Windows.

I wish that I could reach this itch on my back.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1161 on: July 16, 2012, 07:06:30 AM »
Granted but your arms are long like a gorilla and drag the floor when you stand up

I wish I could scratch your back for you

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1162 on: July 16, 2012, 07:10:27 AM »
Granted, but then you are stuck with me and my gorilla arms for a while  >:)

I wish that I was six inches taller.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1163 on: July 16, 2012, 07:13:07 AM »
Well, see, stretching out isn't really feasible, but shrinking is so... Everyone and everything else in the world besides you has just shrunk by six inches... You have a lot of people mad at you now, but hey, who cares right?

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1164 on: July 16, 2012, 07:14:54 AM »
Granted, but now you have to work Saturday to make up for it.

I wish my cell phone battery would never wear out, without adversely affecting  functioning of said phone.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1165 on: July 22, 2012, 08:44:41 PM »
Granted, but it is powered by a mini nuclear reactor, eventually giving you cancer.

I wish my truck's engine were working properly.

Offline Israfel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1166 on: July 23, 2012, 12:06:35 AM »
Granted, but your stereo will now play Friday every time you turn on the wind-screen wipers.

I wish that I had a spork.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1167 on: July 23, 2012, 02:57:39 AM »
Granted, you have a brand new computer, but it only runs with the Russian version of Windows.
Rofl, I happen to be studying Russian, this would actually help me. ;)

Granted, although I have no idea what a spork is and because of that it turns into a spark instead!

I wish the weather will stay nice.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1168 on: July 23, 2012, 09:09:10 AM »
Granted. But it is 'nice' from the perspective of a penguin.

I wish my brother wouls stop yelling so much.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1169 on: July 23, 2012, 09:11:30 AM »
I like cold too. ^_^

Granted, now he's crying and whining all the time and bugging you with whatever is bothering him.

I wish I had a bbq.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1170 on: July 23, 2012, 09:17:56 AM »
Granted, but its human.

I wish Justine Beiber had never become a music star.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1171 on: July 23, 2012, 09:25:26 AM »
Granted, he's now your brother instead. (Mwahaha)

I wish I had a cool kangeroo.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1172 on: July 23, 2012, 09:27:04 AM »
Granted, but he is in a box, in your freezer.

I wish I had some fried mushrooms right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1173 on: July 23, 2012, 09:47:31 AM »
Granted, but they're poisonous

I wish I had some coffee

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1174 on: July 23, 2012, 10:23:13 AM »
Granted, but it's unfiltered.

I wish I had a stack of perfect pancakes.