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Offline Exelion

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1050 on: May 26, 2012, 04:33:59 PM »
Granted but it only works on sundays

I wish i was somewhere cooler (temp wise)

Granted. You are now on the moon.

I wish I was faster.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1051 on: May 26, 2012, 04:36:51 PM »
granted but now you can't slow down
I wish i was stronger

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1052 on: May 26, 2012, 04:38:34 PM »
Granted, but you end up killing everybody you touch.

I wish my Porsche worked on all days of the week. :P

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1053 on: May 26, 2012, 04:40:08 PM »
Granted but now its been stolen
I wish i had a muffin

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1054 on: May 26, 2012, 04:41:38 PM »
Granted, but it grows in your mouth till your heads explodes when you take a bite.

I wish the thief of my Porsche dies in a horrible car accident that doesn't involve myself! :(

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1055 on: May 26, 2012, 04:42:52 PM »
Granted but your porsche is totaled beyond repair
I wish my head didn't explode when i take a bite of my muffin

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1056 on: May 26, 2012, 04:48:36 PM »
Granted, but now the muffin tastes like poop.

I wish a new Porche!

Offline Exelion

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1057 on: May 26, 2012, 04:52:30 PM »
Granted, but now the muffin tastes like poop.

I wish a new Porche!

You are all about that car huh? Granted, but you can no longer remember how to drive.

I wish for an extra weekend to sleep in.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1058 on: May 26, 2012, 04:54:00 PM »
Granted but time speed forwards so it feels like there was no extra weekend
I wish my muffin would taste better

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1059 on: May 26, 2012, 04:56:19 PM »
Granted, but now it turned into the size of a bread crumb and is gone in less than a bite.

I wish... Damn it, forget about the Porche. I wish I had an elephant to ride on! ;D

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1060 on: May 26, 2012, 04:58:52 PM »
Granted but the elephant doesn't listen and crashes into houses
I wish i had a pet fox

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1061 on: May 26, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »
Granted, but its smell makes your entire house reek so badly that you can't live there anymore. (They actually do smell quite badly.)

I wish I had another bottle of ice tea.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1062 on: May 26, 2012, 05:02:29 PM »
granted but every time you drink it it only makes you more thirsty
I wish my pet fox smelled like roses

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1063 on: May 26, 2012, 05:09:51 PM »
Granted, but now he has rabies and bites you.

I wish we had world peace.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1064 on: May 26, 2012, 05:11:47 PM »
granted but sacrifices were made and now the world can no longer have se practice religion own land and one person rules the world causing it to dive into bigger chaos then when we had wars. (wrote a story like that once)
I wish I had a rabies shot lol

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1065 on: May 26, 2012, 05:13:12 PM »
Granted, but the it was with a dirty needle, so now you have aids instead.

I wish I had a nice vacation house in the mountains.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1066 on: May 26, 2012, 05:14:59 PM »
granted but its infested with bedbugs
I wish there was a cure for aids

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1067 on: May 26, 2012, 05:16:09 PM »
Granted, but you're excluded from receiving it.

I wish all bed bugs DIED! (I hate those critters, met a couple last year, brrr.)

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1068 on: May 26, 2012, 05:17:56 PM »
granted but mow you have a rat problem
I wish i couldn't die

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1069 on: May 26, 2012, 05:22:00 PM »
I happen to like rats. :)

Granted, but you're the only person left on the world.

I wish the rats would turn into my private army and steal all sorts of things for me!

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1070 on: May 26, 2012, 05:23:37 PM »
Granted but they turn against you and try to throw you off a cliff (karma for giving me aids lol)
I wish i wasn't alone

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1071 on: May 26, 2012, 05:26:46 PM »
Granted, but now you're so packed between people that you don't have any breathing space.

I wish I had a parachute.

(The aids wasn't anything personal! -snicker-)

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1072 on: May 26, 2012, 05:28:19 PM »
granted but it has a hole in it
i wish i could fly

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1073 on: May 26, 2012, 05:29:21 PM »
Granted, but I bump into you mid-air due to a hole in my parachute and we both crash to the ground.

I wish I survive the crash.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1074 on: May 26, 2012, 05:32:00 PM »
Granted but i survive too and yell at you for an hour
i wish i had chocolate cake