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Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1025 on: May 15, 2012, 05:18:44 AM »
Granted, but now all foods taste like gummy bears.

I wish I was 5 inches taller.

Offline Xandi

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1026 on: May 15, 2012, 05:22:40 AM »
granted but now no one can see your eyes and everyone avoids you

I wish I was invisible

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1027 on: May 15, 2012, 05:23:51 AM »
Granted, but you are now out of phase with the universe, and cannot see anybody else either.

I wish people didn't get sad.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1028 on: May 17, 2012, 01:47:51 PM »
Granted. But.. such euphoric waves surround this little blue planet that catch the eyes of malevolent beings from a rather desolate corner of the Milky Way (who.. ironically.. fell in love instantly with Snicker bars.. go figure, eh?).. who swooped down upon our little world here and swiped 99.9311% of the world population to use as their cattle. Life.. now kinda sucks.

I wish all my little internal light switches would flip on.. and flood my brain with the brilliant blue glow of everything it could possibly handle.

Offline Jassara Sunn

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1029 on: May 17, 2012, 02:38:30 PM »
Granted, but thus new hand won't stop, now you cant go in public and you penis is in constant pain.

I wish I could finish this Character Spread I'm working on.

Offline SummerWhispers

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1030 on: May 22, 2012, 05:36:46 PM »
Granted but each week you  have to redo it over and over from scratch.


 I wish I could go to Jamaica for a week.

Offline shooter6806

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1031 on: May 22, 2012, 08:10:58 PM »
Right before the earthquake and tsunami.

I wish I could find the girl of my dreams.....

Offline mishi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1032 on: May 22, 2012, 08:39:15 PM »
Granted but then you find out she's as detailed as a Barbi doll down there. (wink wink, nudge nudge)

I wish my ex would leave me alone!

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1033 on: May 24, 2012, 04:08:09 AM »
Granted, but now you can't stop thinking of her and want to get back together!

I wish all men became pregnant, with triplets! (I felt like being sadistic.) ;-)

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1034 on: May 25, 2012, 08:26:23 PM »
Granted, but now women are cursed to listen to bitchy men get bitchier and then they are stuck raising three kids while the men relax in front of the tv.

  I wish I could find a friend who doesn't confuse me more than I already am.

Offline mishi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1035 on: May 25, 2012, 11:21:03 PM »
Granted, but now your enemies can easily confuse you.

I wish I lived closer to work.

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1036 on: May 25, 2012, 11:47:50 PM »
(Darn!)
  Granted. You now live in work. You can never leave. Work owns you.

I wish I could have a never ending chocolate shake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1037 on: May 26, 2012, 12:12:11 AM »
Granted, but now you're addicted and can't stop so you gain a ton of weight.

I wish I could receive a big paycheck every week without having to work.

Offline mishi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1038 on: May 26, 2012, 12:43:59 AM »
Granted but it is due to gliche in the system after the zombie apocalypse hits.

I wish I was laying on a private beach right now.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1039 on: May 26, 2012, 01:51:12 AM »
Granted, but it's on a desolate island with no other reasons and you'll die of thirst and starvation.

I wish I had a tree in my backyard.

Offline Swordsman18

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1040 on: May 26, 2012, 03:34:03 AM »
Granted, out grew a tree in your backyard that reached up to the heavens where it was as tall as a thirty story building and took up all of your backyard.

I wish I knew a couple of perverted girls.

Offline Snowangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1041 on: May 26, 2012, 04:23:00 AM »
Granted but both of the girls have an STD that causes your private part to fall off.

I wish that I could sing wonderfully.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1042 on: May 26, 2012, 05:14:30 AM »
Granted, but now you're doomed to sing eternally for the X Factor.

I wish I had an angel.


(-snicker- that's actually the title of a Nightwish song.)

Granted, out grew a tree in your backyard that reached up to the heavens where it was as tall as a thirty story building and took up all of your backyard.
That's actually not corrupting it, since I had no clue what to do with my backyard. Now I can build a house inside the tree and live like the Pandora people! ;D

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1043 on: May 26, 2012, 12:17:57 PM »
Granted but now your angel has fallen from heaven and convices you to commit suicide
I wish I had a delicious Candy bar

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1044 on: May 26, 2012, 04:26:16 PM »
Granted, but now you can't stop eating it and the suggar rots your teeth away.

I wish I had a Porsche.

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1045 on: May 26, 2012, 04:29:31 PM »
Granted but it doesn't have an engine
I wish I had a significant other

Offline Exelion

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1046 on: May 26, 2012, 04:30:30 PM »
Granted, but now you can't stop eating it and the suggar rots your teeth away.

I wish I had a Porsche.
Granted, but gas is 86 dollars a gallon.

I wish wrote a bestselling novel.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1047 on: May 26, 2012, 04:31:08 PM »
Granted, but she's very dominant and controls your life.

I wish I had an engine to go with my Porsche.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1048 on: May 26, 2012, 04:31:55 PM »
Granted, but gas is 86 dollars a gallon.

I wish wrote a bestselling novel.
Granted, but now you have to sign every one of them for your fans.

I still wish I had an engine for my Porsche! :P

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1049 on: May 26, 2012, 04:33:28 PM »
Granted but it only works on sundays

I wish i was somewhere cooler (temp wise)