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Offline Zaakmaal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #100 on: November 17, 2011, 04:14:39 PM »
Granted, but you can only seduce crows. Lots and lots of crows....

I wish I had a piece of carrot cake.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #101 on: November 18, 2011, 08:17:20 AM »
Granted.. well, sort of. The wish machine, you see, is getting old and in need of serious repair (or tossing out). Before you is a freshly baked piece of parrot cake. Bon appetit!

I wish everything I heard was wonderful and pleasant music to my ears.

Offline Cleo4u2

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #102 on: November 18, 2011, 01:27:41 PM »
Granted, but everything is backwards and impossible to understand.

I wish my sandwich hadn't gone cold.

Offline ArtemisHighmore

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #103 on: November 18, 2011, 01:58:25 PM »
Granted, but now it is so hot that you will never be able to eat it.

I wish I had more coffee!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #104 on: November 18, 2011, 03:55:52 PM »
Granted but it's watery and weak.


I wish for a bit more patience.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #105 on: November 18, 2011, 09:46:12 PM »
Granted.. but sadly it came in a tube which you were unable to open.. and in your impatient state, you grabbed a rock, smashed it and how look what you did? The stuff oozed all over your feet. Now, you walk much slower.. and it is driving you crazy!

I wish.. I could fold pages of a calendar together.. to jump back and forth at will throughout the days, at my spontaneous whim.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #106 on: November 18, 2011, 10:07:28 PM »
Granted, but its one of those cute puppy calendars and now your days are filled with insane amounts of adorable puppies. Puppies in pots, puppies in the grass, puppies on fire trucks, puppies sleeping on .... more puppies! So. Many. Puppies.

I wish I had a puppy.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #107 on: November 19, 2011, 01:12:25 AM »
Granted. The most famous dog of all time, who embodies the essence of adorable life, who has the smarts to make even the most cynical master watch with awe, and who finds amazing uses for his doghouse that even baffle the most advanced in animal studies.. is now yours. Snoopy. Good luck with that! Word has it.. he is quite a rebellious little canine. He's also not all that loyal when the going gets tough. And whatever you do.. lock the liqueur cabinet.

I wish I could split into four of me. First, to be as bad and as totally crazy as I wanted (in every, and I do mean, every way). Second, to take care of all the 'responsible' things.. *yawns*.. Third, to delve into the mysteries that baffle me, that I could simply vanish into a dark cellar and tackle. And forth, to keep an eye on the others.. yeah.. I know me.. and me is unlikely to keep to the rules.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #108 on: November 19, 2011, 10:19:16 AM »
Granted. However, now the world thinks you're a crazy schizophrenic and you're locked up in an insane asylum.

I wish we could just skip winter altogether.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #109 on: November 19, 2011, 12:18:46 PM »
Granted! You were given a chalked display of the seasons upon the ground.. with a bright neon sign saying 'Jump Acrossed, Season Lost'..(bad grammar but it was from a dollar store).. so you do jump across. Ah but those lovely legs of yours jumped too far.. you jumped into the void and now spend eternity in a fall. *will throw you supplies!*

I wish I had a magic eraser that could rub away my past mistakes.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #110 on: November 24, 2011, 04:41:18 AM »
You get that magic eraser, but in the end you find it should have been a car you wished for because past mistakes make you stronger in the end.

I wish I was a doctor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #111 on: November 27, 2011, 12:41:36 AM »
You become a doctor. But unfortunately you have a doctorate in philosophy so unfortunately your skillset is not very valuable outside of teaching...


I wish for a million more wishes.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #112 on: November 27, 2011, 11:32:17 AM »
You get these wishes.. but the universe being a tricky little expanse of all-space, you relive this day over 999,999 times.

I wish we'd be visited from things not from this world and they'd be friendly.

Offline manlocksol

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #113 on: November 27, 2011, 12:27:25 PM »
Granted. Friendly aliens come to earth but are instantly attacked by earth's scared inhabitants. As a defensive manoeuvre the aliens surround our planet in a dome, unknowing that we rely on the suns warmth etc to survive.

The human race quickly dies out and the aliens feel bad. Nice wish :P

I wish my back didn't hurt today.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #114 on: November 27, 2011, 02:23:32 PM »
Okay - You wake with the worlds worst migraine ever - and you completely forget about the pain in your back. Sorry  ::)

I wish I had a new laptop because my old one is a craptop.

Offline Hollin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #115 on: November 27, 2011, 04:56:57 PM »
Granted, though the laptop is secured by a super encrypted, unbreakable password.  One you don't have access to....

I wish the holiday weekend was just starting instead of ending.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #116 on: November 27, 2011, 09:31:20 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you've contracted something yet to be diagnosed and have to be quarantined in the hospital for the whole holiday weekend.

I wish I was able to relive any day, of my life, once a year.
 
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Offline manlocksol

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #117 on: November 28, 2011, 01:44:13 PM »
Granted but the novelty of each day wears off in the knowledge that you could relive it and even the best things that happen to you becomes mundane.

I wish I wasn't scared of heights

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #118 on: November 28, 2011, 03:09:32 PM »
Granted thy wishe shall be.

You love heights now, in fact, so much you are only able to appreciate anything when you are standing 500 feet above it and only if there is no railing.  >:)

I wish I was a bird.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #119 on: November 28, 2011, 03:12:16 PM »
Granted. You are now a penguin. No flying for you.

I wish I was a spoiled puppy.

Offline manlocksol

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #120 on: November 29, 2011, 12:11:42 PM »
Granted, you are now given as much dog food to eat as you can stomach and then more.

I wish i i could maintain a flat stomach without going to the gym!

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2011, 02:51:25 AM »
Granted.. You were given by the wishing gods an iron suit thing that clamped around your torso that never comes off. Every moment is plagued by utter agony.

I wish I could find some new music to blow my freaking mind.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2011, 03:10:58 AM »
You have and your mind is adequately blown, so much so that you are now in a catatonic state.

I wish that I could sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2011, 04:05:00 AM »
granted. You sleep, but have horrible nightmares that you can't wake up from.

I wish that my bank account wasn't overdrawn.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2011, 04:08:35 AM »
Ahh Freddie!

Ok.. granted but that's because you stayed overgrown so long they closed your account.


I wish I was a cyborg.