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Offline Izzie Aditi

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #100 on: January 29, 2012, 06:16:56 AM »
I think she's hibernating..

Offline Mordred

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #101 on: January 30, 2012, 03:52:03 AM »
I tricked mine into behaving today. Now the silly thing is on the roof wolfing down jello cubes thinking it's going to start tripping as it stares up at the stars. Actually, maybe I'll join it. That sounds kinda cool.

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #102 on: January 31, 2012, 01:08:07 AM »
My muse is happily bundled up in the covers and is tapping away at his typewriter. He is then handing me all the plot bunny pages and I'm filing them away for later.

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2012, 08:47:02 AM »
She was building a snowman outside, but now came back into the house to pet the plot bunnies.

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #104 on: February 04, 2012, 10:53:56 PM »
Mine has been freeze-dried and altered slightly. Now, it has clear instructions to place in boiling water for 3.11 seconds, left to cool, then doused in a blue powder that will magically change the silly thing into a thing of beauty. Jello. Wiggling things doooo tap so lecherously upon my senses.

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #105 on: February 05, 2012, 05:12:23 AM »
Wherever she is, I hope she returns soon :-\ :'(

Offline DeadCell

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #106 on: February 05, 2012, 05:29:11 AM »
Rooting around in the bins or stalking somebody on the street in a zombie like state for their squishy braaaaaaains...  :-)

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #107 on: February 06, 2012, 05:40:56 AM »
She was let out last week after four years. I apologized and rubbed some salve where the chains were chafing. Fed and washed, she found my reel to reel. Gratefully and with the utmost seriousness, went to splicing my field recordings with cellotape and a pair of scissors, sometimes for hours a day. She kept the house tidy while I sought out work, and in the evenings I would cook then read her "Acts of worship" and "Wild Sheep Chase" while her head lay on my lap.

Then I found Elliquiy. She made me promise to never mistreat her again. I haven't been able to stop writing since.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #108 on: February 06, 2012, 05:44:15 AM »
That was a good one :)

*feasting on brains...the muse looks up at the viewer with bloody lips and only god knows what hanging from those blood stained teeth*

Offline badsam

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #109 on: February 06, 2012, 07:29:28 AM »
(a tribute to a BIG)... my muse is barking at the moon...

Offline Mordred

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #110 on: February 06, 2012, 08:42:11 AM »
Silly thing got a hold of my cigars.. and some of that which is blue.. and is now wreaking havoc in the attic.

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #111 on: February 07, 2012, 12:11:14 AM »
He had quite the temper tantrum just now. He has put on pajamas and is calling it an early night, stamping his feet and crawling into my bed. I'm hoping if I treat him super nice tomorrow he'll help me out after I get off work. This means a combination of tea, crackers, and watching Adventure Time...

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #112 on: February 07, 2012, 12:21:34 AM »
She's in the papasan chair with a blanket, a Dominican Cohiba, and a copy of Michner's "Hawaii".

Offline Mordred

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #113 on: February 08, 2012, 02:35:03 AM »
Mine is embracing the spirit of the old time muse.. wearing a toga and messing with some harp-like thing. I don't know why but it's kinda creeping me out. Anybody wanna swap muses? Seriously? I'll even throw in a toaster and all the damn jello you could possibly want. Ahh, fancy immortality? Come on.. you know it's an intriguing thought! Who needs the sun, eh?

Offline psyche78

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #114 on: February 10, 2012, 08:02:43 AM »
She run-off with a master. She left her body on the floor with a white lily, stained with a drop of blood. Must have been mine. I woke up with a cut in my finger. The last time she ran off was with a historian.
She comes back when I conquer her lover. I really need to start writing...
She run off with an erotica master.
The bitch.  >:)

Offline DeadCell

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #115 on: February 10, 2012, 08:04:44 AM »
out clubbing people over the back of the head still for sustenance

Offline Mordred

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #116 on: February 10, 2012, 04:47:44 PM »
Mine somehow evaporated and is now roaming the atmosphere, hitching rides with dark little clouds, listening to their sinister little secrets.

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #117 on: February 14, 2012, 09:04:37 AM »
Dragging me back to my laptop, coffee in hand.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #118 on: February 14, 2012, 10:32:06 AM »
After day's of feeding on people's brains, DeadCell's muse finally returns home to the empy space between his ears.

Offline Mordred

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #119 on: February 16, 2012, 02:27:56 AM »
Mine's latched it's claws into my back.. which.. yeah, I kinda dig.. but it's also whispering how sorrrrrrrrrry I'm gonna be tomorrow morning. As if I didn't know. But for now.. I shall take yet another drink.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #120 on: February 19, 2012, 03:13:19 AM »
My muse has been sent to the morgue and is currently going through the final stages of rigor mortis. At some point it will thaw and come back to life anew! (I hope)

Offline Mordred

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #121 on: February 19, 2012, 01:34:46 PM »
Hmm.. I'm not sure. BUT.. I'm hoping it's currently encased in snow, being groped by a scrumptious girl in a red bikini and a furry black hat. Hmm, then again.. why send a muse to do what a vampire could do much better? My muse would most likely get it wrong and end up on a beach somewhere being tied down by little blue things that sing in a really annoying way. *ripples with a flashback* Shit.. or did that already happen, once? *stares at blue hands.. fading away.. whistling innocently*

Offline DeadCell

Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #122 on: February 19, 2012, 06:00:27 PM »
*pokes the muse with a stick* Did you hear that? *pokes it again* Nope...just air escaping...

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #123 on: February 19, 2012, 09:36:41 PM »
Damn.. mine's been munching on the mushrooms again. Didn't even offer me any. Well, maybe it'll have a good effect. *slips on the dark blue shades*

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Re: Where did my Muse get off to?
« Reply #124 on: February 19, 2012, 09:43:41 PM »
I found her with a bag of doritos and my DAT machine, said she wanted to record the sound of "a bag of car wreck". I realized how much I missed her over the years.