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Offline shadowyTopic starter

Hear ye! Hear ye!
« on: November 08, 2007, 09:41:58 PM »
Off-white knight and scheming rogue gentleman adventurer seeks woman with a fine ass of pleasing form to act as a foil and romantic interest in a suicidal venture rollicking fantasy yarn that will include intrigue, danger, and really hot sex romance.

Experience with a blade or other weapons is an absolute must as people will be trying to kill us preferable, but not essential.  Said woman should have a sharpness of wit that includes raunchy filthy pillow talk causes merriment but also offense to appropriate parties. An interest in light bondage and sex games pursuits such as the minuet and falconry would also be appreciated.



Area Man to Seek Incestuous Affair, Neighbors Say

LIITTLETOWN, N.J.---  Residents here are convinced a local man will soon be seeking sex with either his daughter or his niece.

According to his neighbors, Ted Upski, 45, has been giving his female relatives "suspiciously long embraces" over the past two weeks. This, coupled with Upski's complete lack of dating activity since he divorced his wife  one year ago, has led residents to believe that Upski will soon be making incestuous sexual advances.

Neighbor and sexologist Greg Deighton said that statisically, Upski falls into a high-risk category for men who might give in to such forbidden urges.

"He's constantly on taboo and incest websites and he hasn't had a social life to speak of," Deighton said. "Also, his daughter and his niece are like, totally hot."

Upski vehemently denied the allegations.

"I'm good buddies with my daughter and my niece," he said, while hurriedly deleting a few links and files from his personal computer. "Now that they're college-age they have an easier time relating to me."

Neither woman could be reached for comment.

















« Last Edit: November 09, 2007, 12:53:35 AM by shadowy »

Offline Zombie Apocalypso

Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 09:58:52 PM »
OOOOOH I WANT TO PLAY!

Offline shadowyTopic starter

Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 10:52:57 PM »
Okay, :) I'll PM you with more details and we'll see if we're a good fit.

Offline Moondazed

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Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 10:59:24 PM »
How delightfully clever  :D

Offline shadowyTopic starter

Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 11:19:13 PM »
(Tips hat) Thank ye

Offline kongming

Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 11:24:12 PM »
You made me laugh. Good work.

Offline shadowyTopic starter

Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 11:27:54 PM »
Hooray!  Good deed for the night

Offline shadowyTopic starter

Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 12:54:02 AM »
Added an incest advertisement to top.

Offline ChrissaM

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Re: Hear ye! Hear ye!
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 03:57:50 PM »
Haha, definitely some good work there.  I think I'll have to keep an eye on you...  :P