(I realize that, being UNAPPROVED, this is a little beyond PG-13, but I just had to >.<)
I absolutely loved Kevin Costner's delivery of this quote.
The verbal foreplay between him and Sarandon in this scene was phenomenal, making this one of my favorite quotes. EVER
"Crash: I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie: What do you believe in, then?
Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." ~Bull Durham
-swoons- Me too, Crash, baby. Me too.