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Offline VekseidTopic starter

Are you man enough?
« on: October 24, 2007, 12:19:39 PM »
straight guys only no gay stuff

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59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 12:52:36 PM »
Oh good god I have laughed so hard I think I died and came back to life through the healing power of laughter, which we all know is the best medicine.

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 12:53:15 PM »
That guy is a man's man!

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 01:07:19 PM »
*falls out of chair, crawls back to chair, falls out again, lays there helplessly giggling* 

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 01:08:33 PM »
What's a JO btw?

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 01:10:17 PM »
Jack Off. Masturbation. :D

Offline VekseidTopic starter

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 01:11:40 PM »

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 01:16:19 PM »
*nods*  "'m not gay, but my boy friend is"sort of thing :D

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 01:17:02 PM »
*resisting urge now to go wander through the local craigslist personals....*

Offline Archangel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2007, 01:20:47 PM »
Well, for the record, I am manly, but apparently not that manly....

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 01:24:46 PM »
Hehehehe...why do these silly images of one man tied to pipes, the other hanging on to the first one's willy for dear life to avoid being sucked into the vortex keep popping into my mind? It just seems funny to me. :)

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 01:27:35 PM »
"I'll never let go, Jack!"

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 01:31:56 PM »
*grins*  for the record, i'm more manly then Angel *giggles and falls off chair again*

Offline Archangel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 01:41:12 PM »
Why you little.... *tickles CT till she pee's a little*




Offline SlvKitty

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 01:42:25 PM »
*giggles insanely, barely keeping a purr* Your kidding me right? This was a personal? Where? *falls laughing*

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2007, 01:45:14 PM »
Houston area Craistlist site, if you look at the link.

(And there's a NAKED PIC of the guy. And also one of a tornado. I just about died.)

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2007, 01:45:39 PM »
squeeeeeeeeee!  *runs out of room blushing*

Offline SlvKitty

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2007, 01:52:35 PM »
Oh my... *ROFLMAO* ok.. that's Unusual... I mean to each his own, but jeez... somethings I guess... Jeez... sorry guys... *giggling and laughing hard*

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2007, 01:53:54 PM »
And you know, it wouldn't really be HALF so funny were it not for "straight guys only no gay stuff."

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2007, 02:02:13 PM »
aren't there actually clubs centered around straight guys masuterbating together?  and am i the only one who thinks it's kind of sexy? *shy smile*

Offline Archangel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2007, 02:09:08 PM »
I'm hoping you're the only one who thinks it's sexy...

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2007, 02:10:53 PM »
i mean, if they were all hot straight men... *blushes and runs from room - again, thank you very much*

Offline Archangel

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2007, 02:12:24 PM »
Well, apparenlty you'd have to check the classified to find something like that Cherri, in the "men seeking not gay men" section...  :D

Offline Bliss

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2007, 02:15:07 PM »
Search with keyword "JO".

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Are you man enough?
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2007, 02:27:30 PM »
lol - going to put my own ad in - looking for other women to form mutual masturabation group - straight girls only, no lesbo stuff! *grins*