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Offline ColdBloodedJellyDoughnutTopic starter

Random Thoughts
« on: August 01, 2011, 01:39:12 PM »
Funny, silly or interesting throughts, observations or notions that don't fit any where else.

Nothing is off topic in this thread. Just keep it PG-13, yeah?

I am very scared that the poster I just stuck up over my bed is going to fall off during the night and fall on top of me. I will wake up face to face with Batman. He looks quite mad in the picture too...

And now it's your turn!

Offline Sybl

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 05:00:52 PM »
After living in Arizona and combating the wolf spiders that lived in the central air ducts, I have never been able to sleep without worrying something will sneak out the vents at night.

Offline dana eleanor

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 09:34:10 AM »
I'm nervous because I'm afraid I'll get hurt at Warped Tour and miss seeing some bands because I'll be in the hospital because I broke my arm moshing.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 01:20:51 PM »
Nice guys don't finish last. They are disqualified before the race begins and never get anywhere.

Offline ColdBloodedJellyDoughnutTopic starter

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 01:23:27 PM »
I had to stop myself c-walking on the lino floor of the supermarket as I listen to Nicki Minaj.

Boom-ba-doom-boom bass, got that super bass!

Offline DJXTESX

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 01:48:12 PM »
Why don't you sit down, and have a juicy beef stick with me man!

Sure, why not, then we can go into the women's bathroom, and stink it up with all of the raunchy flatulence those bring us!

Dude, you are a genius!

Offline slowmojoe

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 11:49:23 PM »
Why does my cat insist on playing with garbage when my wife buys him expensive cat toys? Just give him a straw, he'll be fine.

Offline dana eleanor

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2011, 09:38:05 AM »
It's going to be so hot on Thursday! Why even have an outdoor concert in that kind of weather? At least they have real bathrooms and I don't have to use a port-a-potty.

Offline Envious Dreamer

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2011, 11:03:29 AM »
Why Greenland isn't so green and Iceland isn't so icy.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2011, 01:10:09 PM »
Why do I always scratch my head with my right hand?

Offline dana eleanor

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 10:53:01 PM »
My poor kitty has to get a tooth pulled. I hope she's okay after. Poor thing.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 02:09:20 PM »
I always suggest horror movies to my female friends because I think it's SO adorable when they are scared

Offline Sybl

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 09:10:02 PM »
I need a cuddle date, just so I can sleep (really)

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2011, 09:15:37 PM »
*goes into detail about politics in the most monotone voice he can muster to put Sybl straight to snooze-land*

If pigs could fly, would bacon be light?

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 02:25:39 PM »
If Superman got drunk, would he get a ticket for drinking and flying?

Offline Mordred

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 02:23:37 AM »
Ever since my little simian brain could form thoughts of reason, I've always hoped someday I'd be abducted by aliens.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 05:13:04 AM »
I find the "Go Down" link next to the forum page numbers to be extremely humorous.

Offline Sybl

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 05:14:21 AM »
I find the "Go Down" link next to the forum page numbers to be extremely humorous.

 XD I never thought of it that way.. Haha

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 07:18:09 AM »
If olive oil comes from olives.....then....*gulps* where does baby oil come from!!??!!

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 09:13:30 AM »
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Offline DeadCell

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2011, 09:32:36 AM »
I would love to be in a space suit above the earth...I know I would be so scared but just so amazed at looking down on everything from that amazing height.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2011, 10:18:33 AM »
Major Tom from David Bowie and Ziggy stardust~

Offline Udontknowme010

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2011, 10:20:20 AM »
Why do pickles and other vinegar-based products go bad?

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2011, 10:21:47 AM »
Why does the illusion of the police as protectors fade when you grow up into monsters waiting to pounce?

Offline Envious Dreamer

Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2011, 10:25:25 AM »
We treat each day as something we deserve when in truth its a gift.