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Author Topic: A woman was sitting at a bar  (Read 597 times)

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Offline SlvKittyTopic starter

A woman was sitting at a bar
« on: October 18, 2007, 12:13:34 PM »
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......
on one condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: A woman was sitting at a bar
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 12:23:57 PM »
lol - a woman after my own heart! :)

Offline Zephraim

Re: A woman was sitting at a bar
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2007, 01:26:05 AM »
Hey, nothing got my girlfriend more aroused than me washing her dishes and cleaning her house.  :D

Offline Celestial Goblin

Re: A woman was sitting at a bar
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2007, 01:42:09 PM »
"Work faster or I'll stop cracking the whip!" would work:)