Finish this joke...

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Apple of Eris

October 15, 2007, 06:24:06 PM
Okay, so because people keep mentioning the word 'Ruckus' I keep thinking of the movie "Breakfast Club." For Fans of the movie, you might remember that Bender, crawling through the ceiling starts telling a joke which he never finishes. The Joke never hada real ending as it was ad-libbed at the time (and he falls through the ceiling before he gets to the punch line). So anyway, here's the Joke, can anyone come up with a good ending?

A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."

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Elvi

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October 16, 2007, 09:48:29 AM
"No, but the poodle will after I've finished with it...."
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Kalen

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October 16, 2007, 09:52:54 AM
......  THAT was AWESOME.   ;D

Can anyone top that?
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Bliss

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October 16, 2007, 09:57:33 AM
I don't think so! *dead of laughing*
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Kalen

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October 16, 2007, 10:46:27 AM
Everything that comes to mind makes poodle = puddle, and just does NOT work..
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Karma

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October 30, 2008, 10:42:21 AM
How about "No... but you will after the poodle's finished with you..."

BigBuckBob

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November 25, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
"If I don't need a drink for this, I don't need a drink for anything."
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