Okay, so because people keep mentioning the word 'Ruckus' I keep thinking of the movie "Breakfast Club." For Fans of the movie, you might remember that Bender, crawling through the ceiling starts telling a joke which he never finishes. The Joke never hada real ending as it was ad-libbed at the time (and he falls through the ceiling before he gets to the punch line). So anyway, here's the Joke, can anyone come up with a good ending?
A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."
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