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Offline Apple of ErisTopic starter

Finish this joke...
« on: October 15, 2007, 06:24:06 PM »
Okay, so because people keep mentioning the word 'Ruckus' I keep thinking of the movie "Breakfast Club." For Fans of the movie, you might remember that Bender, crawling through the ceiling starts telling a joke which he never finishes. The Joke never hada real ending as it was ad-libbed at the time (and he falls through the ceiling before he gets to the punch line). So anyway, here's the Joke, can anyone come up with a good ending?

A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."

Good Hunting :)

Offline Elvi

Re: Finish this joke...
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 09:48:29 AM »
"No, but the poodle will after I've finished with it...."

Offline Kalen

Re: Finish this joke...
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2007, 09:52:54 AM »
......  THAT was AWESOME.   ;D

Can anyone top that?

Offline Bliss

Re: Finish this joke...
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2007, 09:57:33 AM »
I don't think so! *dead of laughing*

Offline Kalen

Re: Finish this joke...
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2007, 10:46:27 AM »
Everything that comes to mind makes poodle = puddle, and just does NOT work..

Offline Karma

Re: Finish this joke...
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008, 10:42:21 AM »
How about "No... but you will after the poodle's finished with you..."

Offline BigBuckBob

Re: Finish this joke...
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 07:30:10 PM »
"If I don't need a drink for this, I don't need a drink for anything."