Would you like me if I.....

[Captain Maltese]

That would be a terrible thing to do. It is bad enough to know I am accountable to Fate for my failures and mistakes. It would be even worse to be held accountable for stolen valor. I will remain as insignificant as I deserve to be.

Would you like me if I took you on a mountain trip and insisted on bringing no electronics with us - not that they would work anyway?

[William Blake]

Sounds like a lovely break... Even if I might get antsy.

Would you like me if I procrastinated on everything?

[Captain Maltese]

Oh, we'd never get anything done for sure.

Would you like me if I offered to share a pipe of sailor's cut?

[Songbird]

Well, I wouldn't dislike you, since you were offering to share, but I'd ask you not to smoke while we're together.

Would you still like me if I refused to share my super secret brownie recipe with you, but gladly baked them whenever you wished?

[Captain Maltese]

My eyes start glazing over by the time any recipe exceed a total of three lines or twenty words, so I don't think that would be an issue. And brownies are yummy.

Would you like me if I insisted on you making me coffee starting with grinding beans?

[Songbird]

If you asked nicely, or demanded harshly while I was wearing a skimpy maid costume, yes.

Would you still like me if I insisted on receiving regular "maintenance" spankings?

[ChicagoOkie]

I think I could live with that.

Would like me if I required regular maintenance on something else? 

[Songbird]

Absolutely! I'd be worried if you didn't!

Would you still like me if I accidentally shrunk your favorite shirt in the wash?

[ChicagoOkie]

Yes, but I would make you buy me a knew one. If it can't be replaced then you will have to make it up to me in "other" ways.

Would you like me if I accidentally threw out your collectibles?

[Maeze]

Yes, but you would have to make it up to me three times over.

Would you like me if I wore your favorite shirt?

[ChicagoOkie]

Yes, I think that is hot. As long as I can wear it too.

Would you like me if I like your pet more than you?

[Maeze]

Yes, I think I can deal with that.  Most days pets are better than people.

Would you like me if I made you late for work often?

[ChicagoOkie]

Yes, if it is the fun way.

Would like me if I made you miss work completely and get fired?

[Maeze]

Yes.  Something tells me it would be worth it. 

Would you like me if I don't move out of the bed until there is a coffee in my hand?

[ChicagoOkie]

Yes that's fine just don't spill it on me.

Would you like me if I need encouragement of another kind to get out of bed?

[William Blake]

I'm sure we'd manage.

Would you like me if I started more books than I finished?

[Luryd]

sure, it wouldn't bother me.

Would you like me if I gave you a crystal mirror?

[Arianna]

That would be an odd but lovely gift.

Would you still like me if I could talk for hours about the things I love?

[Kazyth]

Of course I would!  I like to know about and explore people's passions.  And not just the sexy ones!

Would you still like me if I could listen for hours with interest and discourse on the subjects, if only to draw more out of you about them?

[Arianna]

Always. :)

Would you still like me if every celebration resulted in me awckwardly dancing around the house?

[Kazyth]

Of course!

Would you still like me if I swept you up in my arms and danced with you?

[Anesa]

Yes, as long as you didn't step on my toes.   

Would you still like me if I sometimes cried watching silly commercials?

[ChicagoOkie]

I already know a couple of people that do that. What's one more?

Would you like me if I hardly ever cried?

[Anesa]

Yes, that would leave more Kleenex for me.   


weren't as spontaneous as you might like? 

[Kazyth]

I'd be fine with it, and probably make up for it!  As long as it was welcome, anyway.

If I liked to swat your tush when you passed by... or I passed by you?