Would you like me if I.....

[Songbird]

I probably still would, yes.

Would you still like me if I tended to get teary during sad and/or romantic scenes in movies?

[Kazyth]

Of course I would!

Would you like me if I didn't tend to get teary during sad or romantic movies, but didn't tease you for doing so?

[Endorphin]

Nah, I'd totally expect you to tease!

Would you like me if I totally forgot about Valentine's Day, but made an awesome romantic dinner for two nonetheless?

[Beautiful Poison]

Course... I'd probably forget it was Valentine's day too and wonder what the nice dinner was about.

Would you like me if I always managed to roll better numbers than you during our table top games?

[Endorphin]

That would be frustrating as all hell; but how could I possibly hold that against you!

Would you like me if I told you that you're too busy for tabletop games right now in any case?

[blue bunny sparkle]

No! Tabletops are fun!

Would you like me if I couldn't remember exactly which dice to roll at every action?

[William Blake]

Sure! I'm used to it in any case.

Would you like me if I was consistently grumpy about my growing collection of tabletops that no one will play with me?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Yes! And I'll be grumpy with you, because I'm a joiner!

Would you like me if I got bored of being grumpy quickly and tried to cheer you up with balloon animals that all looked like hotdogs?

[William Blake]

Ha! Yes.

Would you like me if I only pretended to totally get what animals you were trying to make?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Yes!

Would you like me if I wanted you to join me in a conga line and danced around the room while the lights flashed?

[William Blake]

I would be ambivalent. Wouldn't like you any less.

Would you like me if I ironically but self-deprecatingly incorporated weird slag into my lingo?

[blue bunny sparkle]

I might not understand it... but yes!

Would you like me, if I attempted to decode your weird slang and it ended up begin entirely wrong, like a bad Sirii answer?

[William Blake]

It'd be hilarious. Yes.

Would you like me if I rarely proofread?

[blue bunny sparkle]

No. No no William Blake... for the love of god, do it for your namesake.

Would you like me if I only wrote stream of consciousness replies that continued on for five pages and made no sense?

[William Blake]

Would they read beautifully?

Would you like me if I was a picky eater?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Sure! But you can make your own dinner!

Would you like me if I were a vegetarian?

[William Blake]

If you don't judge me for not being such, sure.

Would you like me if I hid packs of bacon around like Ron Swanson?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Damn it! Bacon is biggest vegetarian weakness! How did you know?

Would you like me if I sneakily ate all the bacon while you were out shopping for tea?

[ChicagoOkie]

No, I would be quite angry with you.

Would you like me if I bought turkey bacon?

[blue bunny sparkle]

No sorry. Turkey bacon does not compare... I can't abide it.

Would you like me if I made The Big Lebowski references all the time?

[William Blake]

God yes.

Would you like me if I thought elbow pads were fashionable.

[Captain Maltese]

I like them. Goes well with the armor vest.

Would you like me if I gave you a nickname no one else would associate with you?

[Endorphin]

As long as the intentions are good.

Would you like me if I booked you tickets for an awesome holiday; but you had to leave the next morning and return in 1 week?

[William Blake]

Did you successfully get me out of work?  Bless you. I'd like you forever.

Would you like me if I was an terrible introvert?

[Endorphin]

As long as I'm not relying on you to perform, you're safe with me!

Would you like me if I spread dozens of rumors about you, which are completely untrue but paint you in the best of light?