Would you like me if I.....

[Kazyth]

Of course!  I would find it endearing.

Would you like me if I joined you in the shower regularly, both just to be with you and for shower sex?

[Bedroom Lazarus]

No...it would get awkward and im pretty sure you'd never take the towel off.

Would you still like me if I were a a rodeo clown who had three extra orifices from poor life decisions with his employment?

[Songbird]

... Probably only as a friend, Chuckles.

Would you like me if I sometimes snorked when I laughed?

[Bedroom Lazarus]

I tend to make people laugh a lot so it might become something you can't ever hide, but we'll work it out.

Would you still like me if I had a warning lable on me that said contents may explode under pressure, especially if exposed to extreme heat and friction.

[Arianna]

I would constantly apply heat... And friction.

Would you still like me if I sometimes played hard to get just so you dominate me just right?

[Kazyth]

Of course!  Half the fun can be the game.

Would you like me if I teased you until you couldn't take it anymore, just so you would plead with me to give you what you wanted?

[Arianna]

That would be so cruel! But yes, I would like that a lot.

Would you still like me if I refused to sing although you knew I could?

[Kazyth]

Sure!  I'm not going to make you sing if you don't want to.  Though I would love to hear it.

Would you like me if I didn't think I sang nearly as well as people tell me I do?

[Songbird]

Sure I would, and I'd want you to sing regardless!

Would you like me if I hugged you at random moments, such as while you were making a sandwich?

[Anesa]

Yes, I LOVE hugs!


if I burned dinner, but told you I was letting you have "me" for dessert? 

[Kazyth]

Absolutely!  Though I'd probably have dessert first, then order us in some dinner for after.

... and then more dessert.

Would you like me if I was constantly in the mood, but not a pest or pushy about it?

[Songbird]

I'd love you for it!

Would you like me if I owned over 800 books?

[Kazyth]

Of course!  I have my fair share of them.

Would you still like me if sometimes I just needed alone time, not because I don't like you, but because it's just something I need?

[Songbird]

Sure! We all need alone time, I think.

Would you like me if I wore one of your shirts and accidentally stretched out the chest?

True story...

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Man do you realize how much I'd have to stuff my bra to make that work again.. Could be a deal breaker

Would you like me if I had an obsession with ruffling your hair over and over again.

[Anesa]

Sure.  But...


put my cold feet on you when we got into bed?

[Bedroom Lazarus]

I could deal with that even as I shiver over it. 

If I stoles bites of all the best food off your plate.

[Kazyth]

Nope.  We'd be scrapping over that.  Or at least trying to shank each other's hands with forks.

Would you like me if I liked the way you looked in just one of my oversized t-shirts?

[Arianna]

I would probably wear that all the time.

...if I needed you to hold me sometimes and just be there.

[Kazyth]

Of course!  There would be cuddles and pets and soothing sounds.  Maybe even a bit of singing!

If I enjoyed randomly nibbling on you just because?

[Songbird]

Oh, Baby...

Would you like me if I practically leapt upon you as soon as you got home?

[Kazyth]

I do like enthusiasm!

Would you like it if sometimes I called in sick to work, just so stay home and be with you?

[Songbird]

Sure! We could play "Patient and Nurse"...

Would you still like me if I slept in one of your shirts and got it wrinkly?

[SithLordOfSnark]

Yes.

Would you still like me if I didn't kiss you good morning?

[Songbird]

If you forgot once or twice, yes. Any more than that and you're in trouble.

Would you still like me if I enjoyed eating garlic?