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Offline SithLordOfSnark

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9550 on: January 06, 2018, 05:43:42 PM »
Yes.

Would you like me if I only drank soda all day?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9551 on: January 06, 2018, 05:45:27 PM »
Sure!  But I'd warn you about the dangers of kidney stones, having had them myself before.

Would you like me if I started my mornings off with hot cocoa?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9552 on: January 06, 2018, 06:13:20 PM »
Yes, a perfect start to the morning!

added some mini-marshmallows to your cup of hot cocoa?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9553 on: January 06, 2018, 07:02:25 PM »
Of course!

Shared the cocoa with you and added some Andes Mints to make it even more choco-licious, with some minty goodness?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9554 on: January 06, 2018, 07:05:42 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'd be okay with that.


If I got lucky enough to marry Kate Beckinsale and couldn't stop gloating?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9555 on: January 06, 2018, 07:07:58 PM »
Yes, and would be among the first to congratulate you!


told you she is already married?   :-\

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9556 on: January 06, 2018, 09:32:54 PM »
Yes.

Would you like me if I kidnapped Lyndsy Fonseca to do naughty things with her?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9557 on: January 06, 2018, 11:42:06 PM »
No. :o  Definitely not, and I don't condone it.

Would you like me if I never made the bed?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9558 on: January 07, 2018, 06:04:53 AM »
yeah as I also never make it myself

would you like me if I were a complete sloth?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9559 on: January 07, 2018, 07:53:30 AM »
Yes.

Would you like me if I masturbated 20 times a day?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9560 on: January 08, 2018, 09:52:09 AM »
I would think that is a bit excessive, but no reason not to like you.

Would you still like me if I am not a fan of action movies?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9561 on: January 08, 2018, 07:46:17 PM »
Yes.

Would you like me if I'm not a fan of chick flicks?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9562 on: January 08, 2018, 08:00:42 PM »
I guess. I've come to expect that.  :P

Would you like me if I tossed popcorn at you while you watched the movie of your choice?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9563 on: January 09, 2018, 03:45:47 AM »
Sure.

Would you like me if I was a prick sometimes?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9564 on: January 09, 2018, 05:08:13 AM »
As long as you used your prick to make up for it.  ::)

Would you like me if I asked you to cover my mouth during?

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9565 on: January 09, 2018, 05:43:36 AM »
Maybe. Depends on who I am supposed to keep you quiet from.

If I insisted on takung my time and making you wait?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9566 on: January 09, 2018, 05:45:10 AM »
Maybe, though impatient is more the word.

Would you like me if I wanted a half-dressed quickie?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9567 on: January 09, 2018, 05:55:53 AM »
Yep! Sometimes those are the most fun!

If we went from room to room to room during that halfdressed quickie?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9568 on: January 09, 2018, 05:58:36 AM »
Yes! Hopefully we manage without tripping.

If I tried to hold you down?

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9569 on: January 09, 2018, 06:00:26 AM »
Yes! A little struggle is also fun.

If I broke the condom? ;)

Offline Mellific

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9570 on: January 09, 2018, 06:03:00 AM »
Lol. Depends!

If I asked you to finish on me rather than in me?

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9571 on: January 09, 2018, 06:07:07 AM »
Yup.

If you were so good that I didn't make it out in time?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9572 on: January 09, 2018, 06:52:04 AM »
Possibly.

If you were so good that I wanted to go another round?


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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9573 on: January 09, 2018, 07:16:58 AM »
Hell yes.

If I wanted to do you anally?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9574 on: January 09, 2018, 05:30:07 PM »
I mean, I'd still like you, but I'm a pitcher and not a catcher by preference.

If I wanted to pin you down and use my mouth until you couldn't feel your legs anymore?