Would you like me if I.....

[Captain Maltese]

We should make a wonderful duet then. My vocal renditions are so bad, they attract anti-aircraft fire.

Would you like me if I weaponized your Rhoomba as a surprise?

[Hush]

Just giving me a Rhoomba would be a nice enough surprise, let alone, weaponize it.

Would you like me if I insisted you put the seat down after?

[ladyfickle]

Yes. Magic.

Would you still like me, if I was in love with 10 other men?

[SeraphAzriel]

As long as you can love us all equally.

Would you still like me, even if I'm rather mundane and a bit plain?

[Belle33]

Mundane AND Plain? What a perfect balance to my brand of quirk.

Would you like me if I kept you awake talking all night even though you had to work in the morning?

[Hush]

Depends, if it were every night, hmm, Id have to sleep somewhere else I think.......but if you just randomly came over tonight, Id stay home from work tomorrow just so you could keep talking my ear off

Would you still like me if I didnt like chocolate?

[CassieBear]

Sure, to each his (or her) own, I always say. Comes in handy when I tell people about things I don't like (which is a lot).

Would you like me if I overflowed you with pictures from my recent trip?

[Belle33]

Ugh... do I have to be sober for the entire viewing?

Would you like me if I took pictures of you sleeping?

[Mimetisme]

Sure! One of the rare times my lips are not blue.



Would like me if I decided to give so much up so to move and work for Epic Games?

[Callista]

absolutely if it was a good move for you.

Would you like me if I was old and gray?

[Kazyth]

Sure!  I like people of all ages.

Would you like me if I made you breakfast in bed?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I would be eternally devoted to you!

Would you like me if I made you an apple pie for your dessert?

[Gadifriald]

I would totally adore you for that!

Would you like me if I brought you caramel corn?

[CassieBear]

Oh, I would indeed like you. Yum!

Would you like me if I refused to get out of bed all day?

[TheLegionary]

Yes.

Would you like me if I tried to get out of bed all day?

[CassieBear]

Of course.

Would you like me if I asked you to make me breakfast every morning?

[Mimetisme]

Totally! I'd even make you something different each morning!


Would you like me if I ate breakfast in bed?

[TheLegionary]

Honestly? No.

Would you like me if I were too methodic?

[MajesticFrost]

No.

Would you like me if I only eat fast food?

[The Lady in Gray]

I wouldn't mind, but make me care and I'll bother you until you're done eating salty garbage.

What if I was the DJ for the background music of your entire life?

[Backdraft]

I think I could live with that; you've displayed an excellent taste in music and it is, after all, dangerous to go alone.

Would you like me if shamelessly burst into song every now and then for reason other than I just felt like singing?

[The Lady in Gray]

I'd fucking join you.

Would you like me if I put a collar and leash on you and have you walk around on all fours, just for funsies?

[Backdraft]

I'd probably be laughing the entire time. I already bark and howl way more than any human should.

Would you like me if I stole some of your french fries?

[The Lady in Gray]

Only if they're Carthaginian Fries.



Would you like me if I dabbed?

[Backdraft]

Dabbed...your fries in ketchup? Sure!

If you were dancing, I guess I'd still like you. Don't expect me to join in, though.

Would you like me if I was a Stormcloak?