Would you like me if I.....

[Captain Maltese]

Yes. Because I could still read your mind. In your eyes, actually.

Would you like me if I was discreetly unhinged?

[Mimetisme]

Very much so. It would compliment my own cracks of insanity well I believe.




Would you like if I were insane with only fleeting bouts of sanity?

[Captain Maltese]

Welcome to my pool of madness, the water is warm.

Would you like me if I was incapable of simultaneous lines of thought? (Not a big stretch of imagination, there...)

[Phoenixrisen]

So long as you still liked me alright when my bouncing brain got you confused.

Would you like me if I danced in the front seat of the car to the radio, regardless of who could see?

[Captain Maltese]

Ma'm, you had me at 'dance'.

Would you like me if I took your clock radio apart and tweaked the alarm signal to 'air raid siren'? As a surprise?

[Phoenixrisen]

There would probably be flailed arm in your direction at first, but it would likely end in a giggle. I think we'd be fine.

Would you like me if I was struggling to find the positive?

[Captain Maltese]

We all do that. If not necessarily all of us all the time, but we all know the taste of negative. At least those of us who have to deal with more of the bad stuff, get to find more pleasure when we do get some of the good stuff.

Would you like me if I get philosophical at the drop of a hat?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course, philosophical conversations can be a really good way to process things, and spend some time.

Would you like me if I had a bit of a not quite fanatical, but certainly opinionated, view of politics?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Doesn't bother me unless you use it to put me down.  Open discussion can be valuable!

Would you like me if called you up a midnight to ask a favor the next day?

[Phoenixrisen]

Depends on the favor.

Would you like me if I cancelled plans last minute?

[Mimetisme]

I would not be happy about it but hey, shit happens. I'd still likes yous!




Would you like me if I did drunk karaoke so to sing to you as my way of hitting on you?
(So, oh my god baaaaaad singing)

[Eikichi]

I think it would be rather adorable.

Would you like me if I constantly teased you about things that flustered you?

[Phoenixrisen]

Depends on my mood.

Would you like me if I was a grouch without my coffee?

[dblkrose]

Only if you don't allow me to make you a pot after we wake up.

Would you like me if I drive fast and loose?

[MajesticFrost]

Yup. I'll be doing the exact same thing.

Would you like me if I was constantly sarcastic?

[Aimless93]

Probably... I have a bit of a soft spot for sarcasm. 

Would you like me if I put rum in every cup of tea you made?

[dblkrose]

Only if you blew on it before I took a sip.

Would you like me if I hid Roses for you in your panty drawer?

[Mimetisme]

Sweet and touching, even romantic in gesture. Which I am not used to. So yes, most certainly yes.


Would you like me if I... I gave up writing altogether so to read books?

[Captain Maltese]

I would be quietly horrified. Anyone could read those books. Your words can come from you alone, and that is why they are precious.

Would you like me if I took you to the opera?

[Belle33]

I would indeed.

Would you like me if I something sexy if it distracted you from the performance?

[Captain Maltese]

Hmmm. That might depend on the opera and the melody in progress. The Tower aria from Tosca does not combine well with debauchery, while La Traviata practically begs for it - not to mention Phantom Of The Opera!

Softly, deftly music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness that you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night

Would you like me if I arrived at our date wearing a suit?

[Hush]

A suit? Perfect for the opera.

Would you like me if I booked the tickets?

[Hickory]

Hey, if you're paying then you can book us tickets to where ever you want. <3

Would you like me if I couldn't afford to take us anywhere nice myself?

[Captain Maltese]

That would not be a factor. Even the Taj Mahal is dreary in bad company and with good company, a bench in a park can be Cloud 9.

Would you like me if I had secrets, even if they were irrelevant to you?

[Hush]

Yeah, I don't mind secrets at all.

Would you like me if I enjoyed singing but couldn't hold a tune?