Would you like me if I.....

[Trigon]

Sure I love pink flamingos!

Would you like me if I was an all-seeing eye?

[Ralhend]

Sure. Id pester you with questions though.

Would you like me If I could figure out a way to make FTL space travel possible ?

[Blythe]

Most definitely!


Would you like me if I discovered a friendly race of space-aliens?

[Trigon]

Of course! It would help resolve one of the biggest scientific mysteries of our generation!

Would you like me if I had the power of 1 million exploding suns?

[Blythe]

Yes, 'cause that sounds badass!


Would you like me if I had an army of zombies?

[Rummy Tum Tum]

So long as I could borrow some from time to time

Would you like me if I could only survive by feasting on the souls of the dead?

[Benvolio]

Only if you had unknowingly found yourself in such a situation. And even if I liked you,  still might plot your death if you genuinely were destroying souls destined for an afterlife.

Would you like me if I took you for a three-hour walk to somewhere I thought was beautiful but you were kinda indifferent about?

[Rummy Tum Tum]

That's fair.
And yes, I'd still like you if you did that. I'd be pretty annoyed though.

Would you like me if I only made chicken for our meals together? Chicken pot pie, rotisserie, chicken noodle soup, chicken flavored wine, etc.
(This may be a reference to a certain DnD web series)

[JadeArwen]

No, I would get tired of chicken after awhile. Then ask for beef.

Would you like me if I never did anything the right way?
( like making brownies it end up wrong and be more cake like)

[midnightblack]

Totally. Blowing things up alone opens the way to the fun of fixing them together.

Would you like me if I asked you out this Friday evening?

[Story Tale]

Sure.

Would you like me *pop* if I always had gum *pop* in my mouth and *pop* constantly blew bubbles? *POP*

[cinza]

Only if you share said-gum.

Would you like me if I stole your shirt?

[sree]

Of course. You might look better in it anyways 

Would you like me if I wrote a song for you but it ended up not being that great?

[Trigon]

As long as it's easy on the ears, I wouldn't care.

Would you like me if I drove slow on the fast lane?

[Cayenne]

If I was in the car behind you no, because you'd not only be breaking the law (Impeding the speed of traffic) but also would have made the active choice to do so in a lane not designed for it!

Would you like me if I ... caught a cold?

[Jazra]

I wouldn't like you any less if you caught a cold, but I might try and make you eat some chicken pho.

Would you like me I'd I dragged you to a coastal cleanup day and had us spend four hours picking up trash along the beaches?

[Trigon]

Would you like me if I drank tequila for breakfast?

[christina marie]

So long as you drink it with salt and limes, whilst on the beach, yes!

Would you like me if... I always stole your bathrobe?

[Story Tale]

Yes, I hardly ever use it.

Would you like me if I fell asleep during the movie?

[CassieBear]

Sure. I tend to fall asleep too so we can nap together.

Would you like me if I always stole the cherry from your sundae?

[ladyfickle]

I would love you! Never craved more for a cherry before!

Would you love me if I served you cherry cake with English mustard?

[Anesa]

If you served the mustard on the side?  DEFINITELY! 


let you pet my puppy?

[midnightblack]

Yes, puppies are great, though I like a dog more when it is big and ready to guard the household with its life.

Would you like me if I built you a classic gazebo?

[StormAngelus]

Yes, but it would be like the cake: a lie.

Would you like me if I stole a pair of your socks?

[CassieBear]

But of course. I have plenty to spare and in so many fun colors!

Would you like me if I always picked what movie to watch?