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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8800 on: June 30, 2016, 12:06:35 AM »
yep! don't worry; we can fake it till we make it

would you like me if i spoke only in rhyming couplets?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8801 on: June 30, 2016, 12:10:55 AM »
Yes, though it would take time to get used to it. Would you like me, if I accidentally burned your favorite dress?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8802 on: June 30, 2016, 12:14:03 AM »
oh. oh god. um. phew. i mean sure, given enough time... but man, i would be super, super pissed.

would you like me if i held a grudge against you for a long time?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8803 on: June 30, 2016, 12:23:13 AM »
No. Life is too short to stay mad at someone. Would you like me if I was a computer geek and a computer nerd?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8804 on: June 30, 2016, 12:25:32 AM »
most certainly!

would you like me if i didn't like the same music you liked?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8805 on: June 30, 2016, 12:29:31 AM »
Yes. Would you like if I drew obscene things?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8806 on: June 30, 2016, 12:30:46 AM »
i guess it would depend on your definition of 'obscene', but probably xD

would you like me if i danced in the living room in nothing but my panties and didn't care if the curtains were open?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8807 on: June 30, 2016, 12:33:45 AM »
Only if I can sketch it. Would you like me if I was a speed reader?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8808 on: June 30, 2016, 12:35:36 AM »
yes! we could have speed reading contests!

would you like me if i was a lazy butt and hated exercise and the only form of it i got was by fucking your brains out, and walking the dog?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8809 on: June 30, 2016, 12:39:10 AM »
Bold woman, you are. No, you need more than just sex and walking the dog, if you want to stay in shape or lose weight. Would you like me if I pinned you up against a wall or door, kissed and teased you relentlessly?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8810 on: June 30, 2016, 12:41:05 AM »
i knowww but exercise is just so boringgg

like it? darling i would encourage it

would you like me if i really loved playing board games even though my attention begins to wander around hour 3-4?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8811 on: June 30, 2016, 12:46:29 AM »
Yes. Would you like me if I asked you to pose half nude for me, so I could sketch you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8812 on: June 30, 2016, 12:48:00 AM »
absofuckinglutely!

would you like me if i sang off-key in the shower?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8813 on: June 30, 2016, 12:50:42 AM »
Sing all you want, I can't hear anything, thanks to headphones. Would you like me if I asked you what your fetishes were?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8814 on: June 30, 2016, 12:53:41 AM »
yeah! i love talking about kinks/fetishes

would you like me if flirted relentlessly with other girls?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8815 on: June 30, 2016, 12:58:37 AM »
Do as you please. Would you like me, if I asked how you wanted it done?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8816 on: June 30, 2016, 12:59:20 AM »
heck yeah

would you like me if i avoided chores to write more posts?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8817 on: June 30, 2016, 01:01:40 AM »
No. Chores first, posts later. Would you like me, if made you squirt everyday, through foreplay?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8818 on: June 30, 2016, 01:08:15 AM »
I'm not really one for squirting

Would you like me if was better at video games than you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8819 on: June 30, 2016, 10:58:52 AM »
Only if you like me rage quitting.

Would you like me if I could run faster than a speeding bullet?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8820 on: June 30, 2016, 11:03:36 AM »
Suuuure but wouldn't the friction cause your limbs to fall off?

Would you like me if I purposefully sand all the wrong lyrics to your favourite songs?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8821 on: June 30, 2016, 01:24:15 PM »
No. Why do I get stuck with the song bits. Would you like if I redecorated your home to like a house of horrors?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8822 on: June 30, 2016, 01:26:42 PM »
Sure, I'm down for that!

Would you like me if I locked you in the dungeon?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8823 on: June 30, 2016, 01:51:02 PM »
Um...no, not so much

Congrats on your approval!

Would you like me if I ate all your snacks?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8824 on: June 30, 2016, 02:51:01 PM »
no. not at all :(

would you like me if i used your computer without permission?