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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8800 on: June 30, 2016, 12:39:10 AM »
Bold woman, you are. No, you need more than just sex and walking the dog, if you want to stay in shape or lose weight. Would you like me if I pinned you up against a wall or door, kissed and teased you relentlessly?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8801 on: June 30, 2016, 12:41:05 AM »
i knowww but exercise is just so boringgg

like it? darling i would encourage it

would you like me if i really loved playing board games even though my attention begins to wander around hour 3-4?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8802 on: June 30, 2016, 12:46:29 AM »
Yes. Would you like me if I asked you to pose half nude for me, so I could sketch you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8803 on: June 30, 2016, 12:48:00 AM »
absofuckinglutely!

would you like me if i sang off-key in the shower?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8804 on: June 30, 2016, 12:50:42 AM »
Sing all you want, I can't hear anything, thanks to headphones. Would you like me if I asked you what your fetishes were?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8805 on: June 30, 2016, 12:53:41 AM »
yeah! i love talking about kinks/fetishes

would you like me if flirted relentlessly with other girls?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8806 on: June 30, 2016, 12:58:37 AM »
Do as you please. Would you like me, if I asked how you wanted it done?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8807 on: June 30, 2016, 12:59:20 AM »
heck yeah

would you like me if i avoided chores to write more posts?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8808 on: June 30, 2016, 01:01:40 AM »
No. Chores first, posts later. Would you like me, if made you squirt everyday, through foreplay?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8809 on: June 30, 2016, 01:08:15 AM »
I'm not really one for squirting

Would you like me if was better at video games than you?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8810 on: June 30, 2016, 10:58:52 AM »
Only if you like me rage quitting.

Would you like me if I could run faster than a speeding bullet?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8811 on: June 30, 2016, 11:03:36 AM »
Suuuure but wouldn't the friction cause your limbs to fall off?

Would you like me if I purposefully sand all the wrong lyrics to your favourite songs?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8812 on: June 30, 2016, 01:24:15 PM »
No. Why do I get stuck with the song bits. Would you like if I redecorated your home to like a house of horrors?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8813 on: June 30, 2016, 01:26:42 PM »
Sure, I'm down for that!

Would you like me if I locked you in the dungeon?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8814 on: June 30, 2016, 01:51:02 PM »
Um...no, not so much

Congrats on your approval!

Would you like me if I ate all your snacks?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8815 on: June 30, 2016, 02:51:01 PM »
no. not at all :(

would you like me if i used your computer without permission?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8816 on: June 30, 2016, 02:57:20 PM »
Good luck getting into it. I'm not one of those people who leave their computer unlocked, etc.. Would you like me if I played chess for a living?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8817 on: June 30, 2016, 03:42:58 PM »
Of course! I always like a strong opponent.

Would you like me if I liked sky diving?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8818 on: June 30, 2016, 03:53:48 PM »
Yes. In fact I would take you sky diving. All I ask is that you don't scream like a girl. Would you like me if  taught you how to use a Sui Sau Jong? (Chinese for breaking hand dummy.)
« Last Edit: July 02, 2016, 11:45:36 PM by Dark Despairs »

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8819 on: June 30, 2016, 05:37:43 PM »
sure! as long as you promise not to laugh every time it knocks me on my ass

would you like me if i really enjoyed reading out loud to you?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8820 on: June 30, 2016, 05:47:14 PM »
I prefer silent reading, so no. Would you like me if knew little to nothing about BDSM?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8821 on: June 30, 2016, 06:01:57 PM »
That's okay.

Would you like me if I knew quite a bit of BDSM and wanted to teach you about it?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8822 on: June 30, 2016, 06:15:36 PM »

If was dared to kiss you, and did it?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8823 on: June 30, 2016, 06:23:27 PM »
I would be puzzled but I would like it. Mind you, the last time I can recall being kissed out of the blue I grabbed the guy by his throat and told him that if I wanted a kiss from him, I would let him know. In retrospect I should probably have been flattered but I was a much younger man then.  If you kissed me today I'd be more likely to pull you close and make it the kind of kiss to make your cheeks red.

Would you like me if just grabbed you lightly by your throat and smiled slowly at you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8824 on: June 30, 2016, 06:30:38 PM »

Yes!! Maybe tighter? ;)

If I handed you the chain to my collar?