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Offline Willowisp

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8775 on: June 29, 2016, 07:51:58 AM »
Maybe not... I don't mind small spaces but I'm not okay with the idea of a squeeze. Twice was enough for me. >.>

Would you like me if I told you I owned a mine?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8776 on: June 29, 2016, 08:00:05 AM »
I would be very intrigued, or at least until I realized that I'd be the seventh slave worker and that your nickname is 'Snow White'.

Would you like me if I wanted to explore your 'mine' all the way?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8777 on: June 29, 2016, 11:57:36 AM »
Sure but you'll have to supply your own headlamp.

Would you like me if I asked you to kill big, hairy bugs for me?

Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8778 on: June 29, 2016, 12:47:56 PM »
No, I wouldn't do it lol

Would you like me if I had a cabin we could stay in

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8779 on: June 29, 2016, 01:14:11 PM »
Sure, then we could visit each others cabins all the time.

Would you like me if I didn't see electricity as absolutely vital for a cabin visit?

Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8780 on: June 29, 2016, 01:40:36 PM »
For sure.
Bon fire and beers are fantastic out in the bush.

Would you like me if I couldn't catch a fish yesterday lol

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8781 on: June 29, 2016, 01:57:06 PM »
Well, there is always canned goods. Always got a few cans of beans and ham about.

Would you like me if I asked you for fishing lessons? I mean, if you didn't catch one yesterday it implies you normally do.

Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8782 on: June 29, 2016, 02:00:37 PM »
Ive only gone rod fishing twice, first time I've caught a big one. With some help of course.
There's lots of fish in the rovers here :)

Would you like me if I forget to brush my hair sometimes

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8783 on: June 29, 2016, 02:06:36 PM »
It would give me a chance to offer to brush it for you; an often underestimated ritual of intimacy.

Would you like me if I decided that shaved head was my style (again)?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8784 on: June 29, 2016, 03:09:25 PM »
Sure, I try not to he a dictator in life, and bald looks great on some!

Would you like me if I called shot gun

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8785 on: June 29, 2016, 03:18:39 PM »
If you decided to sit in the back while I drove, I'd be deeply worried.

Would you like me if I bought you an actual shotgun?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8786 on: June 29, 2016, 03:42:59 PM »
Sure :O

Would you like me if I was getting sick of these youtube conspiracy videos my brother is watching

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8787 on: June 29, 2016, 03:48:12 PM »
Can't blame you. It's embarrassing enough to watch that kind of stuff on the tv.

Would you like me if I had a cruel streak?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8788 on: June 29, 2016, 03:57:29 PM »
Yes. Everyone has a cruel streak once in a while. Would you like me if I was a porn star?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8789 on: June 29, 2016, 06:58:51 PM »
Nope.  I have to drawn the line somewhere.

Would you like me if I porn extra?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8790 on: June 29, 2016, 08:30:38 PM »
What is porn extra? Would you like me if I was stuntman?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8791 on: June 29, 2016, 08:45:23 PM »
(Porn extra as opposed to a porn star - ugh - it's been a long day)

Sure - stunt men seem cool.

Would you like me if I failed my exam tomorrow because I was posting on E instead of studying?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8792 on: June 29, 2016, 09:11:22 PM »
(What are you studying for? What is your exam on? Perhaps I can help you?) No, you should be studying. Would you like me if I helped you study?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8793 on: June 29, 2016, 09:26:59 PM »
Statistics. 

No, I study best alone.  When I'm not procrastinating.

Would you like me if I took you to a baseball game?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8794 on: June 29, 2016, 09:32:15 PM »
If you need help I'm here. Baseball, no. Soccer game, I'm all yours. Would you like me if I gave you massage?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8795 on: June 29, 2016, 10:03:07 PM »
I would LOVE you!

Would you love me if I only spoke in Harry Potter quotes?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8796 on: June 29, 2016, 10:36:24 PM »
I'm not sure if that would bother me or not but I could never hate you or dislike you for that.

Would you like me if I turned your world upside down and shook out all your loose change?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8797 on: June 29, 2016, 10:43:33 PM »
No. If you need money just ask. Would you like me if I was a poet?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8798 on: June 30, 2016, 12:00:52 AM »
only if you didn't drown me in love songs

would you like me if i couldn't speak?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8799 on: June 30, 2016, 12:05:20 AM »
I would like you, if you were a mute. There is more than one way to communicate. Would you like me if I lacked confidence?