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Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8775 on: June 29, 2016, 03:09:25 PM »
Sure, I try not to he a dictator in life, and bald looks great on some!

Would you like me if I called shot gun

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8776 on: June 29, 2016, 03:18:39 PM »
If you decided to sit in the back while I drove, I'd be deeply worried.

Would you like me if I bought you an actual shotgun?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8777 on: June 29, 2016, 03:42:59 PM »
Sure :O

Would you like me if I was getting sick of these youtube conspiracy videos my brother is watching

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8778 on: June 29, 2016, 03:48:12 PM »
Can't blame you. It's embarrassing enough to watch that kind of stuff on the tv.

Would you like me if I had a cruel streak?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8779 on: June 29, 2016, 03:57:29 PM »
Yes. Everyone has a cruel streak once in a while. Would you like me if I was a porn star?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8780 on: June 29, 2016, 06:58:51 PM »
Nope.  I have to drawn the line somewhere.

Would you like me if I porn extra?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8781 on: June 29, 2016, 08:30:38 PM »
What is porn extra? Would you like me if I was stuntman?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8782 on: June 29, 2016, 08:45:23 PM »
(Porn extra as opposed to a porn star - ugh - it's been a long day)

Sure - stunt men seem cool.

Would you like me if I failed my exam tomorrow because I was posting on E instead of studying?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8783 on: June 29, 2016, 09:11:22 PM »
(What are you studying for? What is your exam on? Perhaps I can help you?) No, you should be studying. Would you like me if I helped you study?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8784 on: June 29, 2016, 09:26:59 PM »
Statistics. 

No, I study best alone.  When I'm not procrastinating.

Would you like me if I took you to a baseball game?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8785 on: June 29, 2016, 09:32:15 PM »
If you need help I'm here. Baseball, no. Soccer game, I'm all yours. Would you like me if I gave you massage?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8786 on: June 29, 2016, 10:03:07 PM »
I would LOVE you!

Would you love me if I only spoke in Harry Potter quotes?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8787 on: June 29, 2016, 10:36:24 PM »
I'm not sure if that would bother me or not but I could never hate you or dislike you for that.

Would you like me if I turned your world upside down and shook out all your loose change?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8788 on: June 29, 2016, 10:43:33 PM »
No. If you need money just ask. Would you like me if I was a poet?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8789 on: June 30, 2016, 12:00:52 AM »
only if you didn't drown me in love songs

would you like me if i couldn't speak?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8790 on: June 30, 2016, 12:05:20 AM »
I would like you, if you were a mute. There is more than one way to communicate. Would you like me if I lacked confidence?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8791 on: June 30, 2016, 12:06:35 AM »
yep! don't worry; we can fake it till we make it

would you like me if i spoke only in rhyming couplets?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8792 on: June 30, 2016, 12:10:55 AM »
Yes, though it would take time to get used to it. Would you like me, if I accidentally burned your favorite dress?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8793 on: June 30, 2016, 12:14:03 AM »
oh. oh god. um. phew. i mean sure, given enough time... but man, i would be super, super pissed.

would you like me if i held a grudge against you for a long time?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8794 on: June 30, 2016, 12:23:13 AM »
No. Life is too short to stay mad at someone. Would you like me if I was a computer geek and a computer nerd?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8795 on: June 30, 2016, 12:25:32 AM »
most certainly!

would you like me if i didn't like the same music you liked?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8796 on: June 30, 2016, 12:29:31 AM »
Yes. Would you like if I drew obscene things?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8797 on: June 30, 2016, 12:30:46 AM »
i guess it would depend on your definition of 'obscene', but probably xD

would you like me if i danced in the living room in nothing but my panties and didn't care if the curtains were open?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8798 on: June 30, 2016, 12:33:45 AM »
Only if I can sketch it. Would you like me if I was a speed reader?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8799 on: June 30, 2016, 12:35:36 AM »
yes! we could have speed reading contests!

would you like me if i was a lazy butt and hated exercise and the only form of it i got was by fucking your brains out, and walking the dog?