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Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8750 on: June 28, 2016, 08:20:37 PM »
oh yes. A few early successes would earn me trust to win  you over. One woudl come when we had traded places. Notthing to fear for yo though. I only implement disappearances for people I like.

Would you like me if I insisted on  being called Generalissimo in bed?


Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8751 on: June 28, 2016, 08:25:23 PM »
Of all the names, why that one? If you want to be called that, then fine by me. Would you like me if I blind folded you?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8752 on: June 28, 2016, 08:34:34 PM »
Well, not knowing if your surpries is an invitation to a IS party or just a fun little foursome, I might be taking some minor precaution regardless.

Would you l like me if I gifted you with a coffin on your bday?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8753 on: June 28, 2016, 08:37:34 PM »
Depends on what the coffin is for  >:)

Would you like me if I came from the depths of hell?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8754 on: June 28, 2016, 08:40:00 PM »
Yes. Would you like me if I wasn't into foursomes? (Congratulations on your approval Trevino.)
« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 08:41:12 PM by Dark Despairs »

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8755 on: June 28, 2016, 08:42:43 PM »
Whats wrong with foursomes?

Would you like me if I was into threesomes?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8756 on: June 28, 2016, 08:47:21 PM »
I could give it a shot. Not a big fan of foursomes at all. Would you like me if I suggested we go skinny dipping?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8757 on: June 28, 2016, 08:59:43 PM »
Skinnydipping is a fun idea.

Would you like me if I didn't get dressed again afterwards?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8758 on: June 28, 2016, 09:08:51 PM »
Whatever makes you comfortable, nude beaches exist. Would you like me If I wanted to climb mount Everest?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8759 on: June 28, 2016, 09:11:40 PM »
Well, I would of course absolutely insist on coming along.

Would you like me if I got to know one of our sherpas quite well?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8760 on: June 28, 2016, 09:21:23 PM »
Go for it. Would you like me if I invited you to scale the Eiffel tower with me?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8761 on: June 28, 2016, 09:29:11 PM »
I'd like you for offering, but I would pass on the scaling part.

Would you like me if I carried that chick for a little while so you could rest your arms?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8762 on: June 28, 2016, 09:31:00 PM »
Go for it. Would you like me if I conjured a cloud for you to sit on?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8763 on: June 28, 2016, 09:38:11 PM »
Please do! 

Would you like me if I pulled you on the cloud with me and we kind of floated around and talked about everything?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8764 on: June 28, 2016, 09:43:21 PM »
It would be welcomed. Would you like me if I used you as exercise equipment?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8765 on: June 29, 2016, 07:04:25 AM »
That would very much depend on the exercise, I think.

Would you like me if I suggested we go mine exploring?

Offline Willowisp

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8766 on: June 29, 2016, 07:51:58 AM »
Maybe not... I don't mind small spaces but I'm not okay with the idea of a squeeze. Twice was enough for me. >.>

Would you like me if I told you I owned a mine?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8767 on: June 29, 2016, 08:00:05 AM »
I would be very intrigued, or at least until I realized that I'd be the seventh slave worker and that your nickname is 'Snow White'.

Would you like me if I wanted to explore your 'mine' all the way?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8768 on: June 29, 2016, 11:57:36 AM »
Sure but you'll have to supply your own headlamp.

Would you like me if I asked you to kill big, hairy bugs for me?

Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8769 on: June 29, 2016, 12:47:56 PM »
No, I wouldn't do it lol

Would you like me if I had a cabin we could stay in

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8770 on: June 29, 2016, 01:14:11 PM »
Sure, then we could visit each others cabins all the time.

Would you like me if I didn't see electricity as absolutely vital for a cabin visit?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8771 on: June 29, 2016, 01:40:36 PM »
For sure.
Bon fire and beers are fantastic out in the bush.

Would you like me if I couldn't catch a fish yesterday lol

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8772 on: June 29, 2016, 01:57:06 PM »
Well, there is always canned goods. Always got a few cans of beans and ham about.

Would you like me if I asked you for fishing lessons? I mean, if you didn't catch one yesterday it implies you normally do.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8773 on: June 29, 2016, 02:00:37 PM »
Ive only gone rod fishing twice, first time I've caught a big one. With some help of course.
There's lots of fish in the rovers here :)

Would you like me if I forget to brush my hair sometimes

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8774 on: June 29, 2016, 02:06:36 PM »
It would give me a chance to offer to brush it for you; an often underestimated ritual of intimacy.

Would you like me if I decided that shaved head was my style (again)?