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Captain Maltese

#8750
June 28, 2016, 08:34:34 PM
Well, not knowing if your surpries is an invitation to a IS party or just a fun little foursome, I might be taking some minor precaution regardless.

Would you l like me if I gifted you with a coffin on your bday?

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Trigon

#8751
June 28, 2016, 08:37:34 PM
Depends on what the coffin is for  >:)

Would you like me if I came from the depths of hell?

Despairs

#8752
June 28, 2016, 08:40:00 PM Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 08:41:12 PM by Dark Despairs
Yes. Would you like me if I wasn't into foursomes? (Congratulations on your approval Trevino.)
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Captain Maltese

#8753
June 28, 2016, 08:42:43 PM
Whats wrong with foursomes?

Would you like me if I was into threesomes?

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#8754
June 28, 2016, 08:47:21 PM
I could give it a shot. Not a big fan of foursomes at all. Would you like me if I suggested we go skinny dipping?
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Captain Maltese

#8755
June 28, 2016, 08:59:43 PM
Skinnydipping is a fun idea.

Would you like me if I didn't get dressed again afterwards?

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#8756
June 28, 2016, 09:08:51 PM
Whatever makes you comfortable, nude beaches exist. Would you like me If I wanted to climb mount Everest?
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#8757
June 28, 2016, 09:11:40 PM
Well, I would of course absolutely insist on coming along.

Would you like me if I got to know one of our sherpas quite well?

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Despairs

#8758
June 28, 2016, 09:21:23 PM
Go for it. Would you like me if I invited you to scale the Eiffel tower with me?
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Belle33

#8759
June 28, 2016, 09:29:11 PM
I'd like you for offering, but I would pass on the scaling part.

Would you like me if I carried that chick for a little while so you could rest your arms?

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Despairs

#8760
June 28, 2016, 09:31:00 PM
Go for it. Would you like me if I conjured a cloud for you to sit on?
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Belle33

#8761
June 28, 2016, 09:38:11 PM
Please do! 

Would you like me if I pulled you on the cloud with me and we kind of floated around and talked about everything?

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Despairs

#8762
June 28, 2016, 09:43:21 PM
It would be welcomed. Would you like me if I used you as exercise equipment?
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Captain Maltese

#8763
June 29, 2016, 07:04:25 AM
That would very much depend on the exercise, I think.

Would you like me if I suggested we go mine exploring?

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Willowisp

#8764
June 29, 2016, 07:51:58 AM
Maybe not... I don't mind small spaces but I'm not okay with the idea of a squeeze. Twice was enough for me. >.>

Would you like me if I told you I owned a mine?
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Captain Maltese

#8765
June 29, 2016, 08:00:05 AM
I would be very intrigued, or at least until I realized that I'd be the seventh slave worker and that your nickname is 'Snow White'.

Would you like me if I wanted to explore your 'mine' all the way?

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Lapine

#8766
June 29, 2016, 11:57:36 AM
Sure but you'll have to supply your own headlamp.

Would you like me if I asked you to kill big, hairy bugs for me?

willow

#8767
June 29, 2016, 12:47:56 PM
No, I wouldn't do it lol

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Captain Maltese

#8768
June 29, 2016, 01:14:11 PM
Sure, then we could visit each others cabins all the time.

Would you like me if I didn't see electricity as absolutely vital for a cabin visit?

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willow

#8769
June 29, 2016, 01:40:36 PM
For sure.
Bon fire and beers are fantastic out in the bush.

Would you like me if I couldn't catch a fish yesterday lol
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Captain Maltese

#8770
June 29, 2016, 01:57:06 PM
Well, there is always canned goods. Always got a few cans of beans and ham about.

Would you like me if I asked you for fishing lessons? I mean, if you didn't catch one yesterday it implies you normally do.

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willow

#8771
June 29, 2016, 02:00:37 PM
Ive only gone rod fishing twice, first time I've caught a big one. With some help of course.
There's lots of fish in the rovers here :)

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Captain Maltese

#8772
June 29, 2016, 02:06:36 PM
It would give me a chance to offer to brush it for you; an often underestimated ritual of intimacy.

Would you like me if I decided that shaved head was my style (again)?

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willow

#8773
June 29, 2016, 03:09:25 PM
Sure, I try not to he a dictator in life, and bald looks great on some!

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Captain Maltese

#8774
June 29, 2016, 03:18:39 PM
If you decided to sit in the back while I drove, I'd be deeply worried.

Would you like me if I bought you an actual shotgun?

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