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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8750 on: June 28, 2016, 06:15:52 PM »
No, because it would mean no more witty banters or arguing like an old couple. Would you like me if I did all the housework, leaving you with nothing to do in the house?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8751 on: June 28, 2016, 06:19:23 PM »
Cute.  But housework is never done.  I'd like you for trying.

Would you like me if I made your favorite dinner but dropped it all on the floor just before serving it?

Offline willow

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8752 on: June 28, 2016, 06:21:53 PM »
Yeah. Let's order some pizza

Would you like me if I made your dinner very spicy

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8753 on: June 28, 2016, 06:24:08 PM »
You're talking to someone who lives on spicy foods, of course I would like you. Would you like me if I was a robot?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8754 on: June 28, 2016, 07:35:51 PM »
It would be interesting, even highly so for a while, but in the end we all want to be wanted. And I have difficulties imagining a robot yearning for a specific human's touch, for a certain voice to speak.

Would you like me if *I* was a robot?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8755 on: June 28, 2016, 07:54:42 PM »
I think I would as long as you followed the universal rule.

Would you like me if I studded you brownies with walnuts and raisins and marshmallows?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8756 on: June 28, 2016, 07:57:00 PM »
Sure. Would you like me if I defended you in combat, disobeying your orders to engage the enemy until backup arrived?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8757 on: June 28, 2016, 08:03:24 PM »
I would admire your bravery. But you'd be in big big trouble until I felt certain you had understood the meaning and value of leadership, plans and orders obeyed. I might even promote you, if I felt such cruelty was necessary.

Would you like me if I was your commanding officer?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8758 on: June 28, 2016, 08:08:59 PM »
I would like like that. I could  learn plenty from you. Would you like me if I became a dictator and made you my second in command?
« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 08:41:34 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8759 on: June 28, 2016, 08:20:37 PM »
oh yes. A few early successes would earn me trust to win  you over. One woudl come when we had traded places. Notthing to fear for yo though. I only implement disappearances for people I like.

Would you like me if I insisted on  being called Generalissimo in bed?


Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8760 on: June 28, 2016, 08:25:23 PM »
Of all the names, why that one? If you want to be called that, then fine by me. Would you like me if I blind folded you?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8761 on: June 28, 2016, 08:34:34 PM »
Well, not knowing if your surpries is an invitation to a IS party or just a fun little foursome, I might be taking some minor precaution regardless.

Would you l like me if I gifted you with a coffin on your bday?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8762 on: June 28, 2016, 08:37:34 PM »
Depends on what the coffin is for  >:)

Would you like me if I came from the depths of hell?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8763 on: June 28, 2016, 08:40:00 PM »
Yes. Would you like me if I wasn't into foursomes? (Congratulations on your approval Trevino.)
« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 08:41:12 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8764 on: June 28, 2016, 08:42:43 PM »
Whats wrong with foursomes?

Would you like me if I was into threesomes?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8765 on: June 28, 2016, 08:47:21 PM »
I could give it a shot. Not a big fan of foursomes at all. Would you like me if I suggested we go skinny dipping?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8766 on: June 28, 2016, 08:59:43 PM »
Skinnydipping is a fun idea.

Would you like me if I didn't get dressed again afterwards?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8767 on: June 28, 2016, 09:08:51 PM »
Whatever makes you comfortable, nude beaches exist. Would you like me If I wanted to climb mount Everest?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8768 on: June 28, 2016, 09:11:40 PM »
Well, I would of course absolutely insist on coming along.

Would you like me if I got to know one of our sherpas quite well?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8769 on: June 28, 2016, 09:21:23 PM »
Go for it. Would you like me if I invited you to scale the Eiffel tower with me?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8770 on: June 28, 2016, 09:29:11 PM »
I'd like you for offering, but I would pass on the scaling part.

Would you like me if I carried that chick for a little while so you could rest your arms?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8771 on: June 28, 2016, 09:31:00 PM »
Go for it. Would you like me if I conjured a cloud for you to sit on?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8772 on: June 28, 2016, 09:38:11 PM »
Please do! 

Would you like me if I pulled you on the cloud with me and we kind of floated around and talked about everything?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8773 on: June 28, 2016, 09:43:21 PM »
It would be welcomed. Would you like me if I used you as exercise equipment?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8774 on: June 29, 2016, 07:04:25 AM »
That would very much depend on the exercise, I think.

Would you like me if I suggested we go mine exploring?