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Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8725 on: June 26, 2016, 05:32:06 PM »
That would be the first thing I would come up with, and I am too lazy to do any work whatsoever. 

Would you like me if I downed 20 shots of whiskey in the space of five minutes?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8726 on: June 26, 2016, 05:48:02 PM »
I really would not see the point. I don't mind getting drunk but why hurry to the brain meltdown?

Would you like me if I spent the whole evening with you sharing a bottle or two of heavy red wine?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8727 on: June 26, 2016, 05:53:27 PM »
Why yes, that sounds perfectly lovely.

Would you like me if I asked you to go for a long walk with me?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8728 on: June 26, 2016, 06:00:23 PM »
Define "long". Go for a walk, no problem. Got more than a hour of walking planned and I'd be wanting to bring along a small backpack with some water, maybe something sweet, and a flashlight if it is late, and some shoes that won't do my feet any harm. Let's just say that I have tested the limits of sensible walks a few times too many.

Would you like me if I had the same relation to cell phones as I have to The Black Plague?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8729 on: June 26, 2016, 06:03:16 PM »
No problem. I'll keep my phone handy so you don't have to.

Would you like me if I borrowed your sunglasses because I left mine at home even after you reminded me?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8730 on: June 26, 2016, 06:12:17 PM »
No, because they are my last pair and you might lose them. Would you like me if I was a super villain?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8731 on: June 26, 2016, 06:20:56 PM »
Yes, but only if you change your tune about the sunglasses.

Would you like me if I was a vlogger?

Offline AmandaKD

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8732 on: June 26, 2016, 06:40:50 PM »
Yeah I like to watch some people's clogs

Would you like me if I started asking everyone about their Briggs Myers' personality type

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8733 on: June 26, 2016, 07:20:39 PM »
I would be amazed that you'd be willing to believe them.

Would you like me if I think the truth is a pretty fluid object?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8734 on: June 26, 2016, 07:33:23 PM »
Coming from someone who is trained somewhat in philosophy, Truth is certainly a tricky subject, so I won't blame you if you do.

Would you like me if I was a fan of anime?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8735 on: June 26, 2016, 07:36:19 PM »
Of course, although I don't care for it myself.

Would you like me if I preferred to have eggs for dinner instead of breakfast?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8736 on: June 26, 2016, 07:42:17 PM »
Eggs for dinner are a bit lean menu for my taste. Top score for protein of course but I need vitamins and lots of them. How about we meet half way and have Dutch pancakes, or a farmer's omelet with potato and cheese and fried peppers?

Would you like me if I wanted a rich fish and prawns stew with flat bread or corn bread on the side, for dinner?

Offline AmandaKD

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8737 on: June 26, 2016, 07:59:18 PM »
Yeah I've barely had seafood but fresh water fish is another story.

Would you like me if I made less spicy wings for you

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8738 on: June 26, 2016, 08:05:03 PM »
I love those wings to be as hot as possible actually.

Would you like me if I ate a habanero pepper by itself?

Offline AmandaKD

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8739 on: June 26, 2016, 08:07:13 PM »
I never tried it, haha it won't make me like you less.

Would you like me if I dragged you along for a hike

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8740 on: June 26, 2016, 08:22:13 PM »
Sure, as long as the location is right!

Would you like me if I gave you a Krabby Patty?


Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8741 on: June 27, 2016, 10:58:11 PM »
Yes, yes I would!

Would you like me if I gave you the secret formula?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8742 on: June 28, 2016, 06:09:13 AM »
I'd be content with just a clue about what you were talking about?

Would you like me if I'd rather write than watch tv shows?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8743 on: June 28, 2016, 09:04:45 AM »
Certainly.  Especially if you let me read what you write.

Would you like me if I wanted to live a more rural lifestyle?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8744 on: June 28, 2016, 09:22:31 AM »
....define rural. I define the postapocalyptic future as 'freedom from cell phones'.

Would you like me if I took you up on that offer without blinking?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8745 on: June 28, 2016, 09:30:34 AM »
Absolutely!

Would you like me if I asked you to do all the "man chores"? 

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8746 on: June 28, 2016, 09:40:06 AM »
Define man chores? I have been living along long enough that they all are man chores for me now.

Would you like me if I could use a sewing machine or a bread machine with the same ease as I use the motor saw and the pneumatic drill?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8747 on: June 28, 2016, 10:22:29 AM »
Yardwork, fixing things, building things..."man" chores ;)

Why yes, that'd be great.  The more skills everyone has, the better.

Would you like me if I inadvertently forgot your birthday :(

Offline sree

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8748 on: June 28, 2016, 10:33:59 AM »
Yes, but there will be some making up to do :D

Would you like me if I took you on a world tour?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8749 on: June 28, 2016, 05:48:33 PM »
Yes, yes I would.  I'll pack tonight.

Would you like me if I let me passport expire?  Oppps!