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Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8625 on: June 25, 2016, 02:01:19 PM »
I'd love it - I'm a decent swimmer.

Would you like me if I sprayed a bunch of sea water in your face and swam away laughing?

Offline dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8626 on: June 25, 2016, 02:07:29 PM »
Not in the eyes... unless your using that to make your escape.

Would you like me if I try to pull you back and your bathing suit comes apart?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8627 on: June 25, 2016, 02:16:47 PM »
What the...!  That was my favorite bikini!!

Would you like me if I swam to shore and ran out of the water naked because...whatever, before grabbing your t-shirt and wallet?  You're buying me a new swim suit!

Offline dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8628 on: June 25, 2016, 02:19:55 PM »
LOL... Playful little Minx..

Would you like me if I held up my hands after getting to the beach and they had the car keys in them?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8629 on: June 25, 2016, 02:26:09 PM »
Dammmit!

Would you like me if I watched the water droplets sliding down your chest and completely forgot what we were talking about?

Offline dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8630 on: June 25, 2016, 02:31:56 PM »
Not at all as I admire how your hair, now wet and ink like, hang off your head, over your shoulder with strands ending just above your chest.

Would you like me if we broke some public decency laws on said beach?


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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8631 on: June 25, 2016, 02:35:20 PM »
Nope.

Would you like me if I warned about the public decency laws?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8632 on: June 25, 2016, 02:44:10 PM »
Yes! What fun is it to break rules you don't know about??

Would you like me if I cut my foot on a sharp seashell and needed you to carry me all the way back to the car?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8633 on: June 25, 2016, 02:45:36 PM »
Well, that is sad - most of the day would be over, but accident happens. I'd still like you.
Would you like me if I defeat you in volleyball?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8634 on: June 25, 2016, 02:47:39 PM »
Sure, if you promise to let me hold on to you even though I can swim.

Would you like me if I wanted an umbrella so I don't burn?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8635 on: June 25, 2016, 06:45:42 PM »
You can use whatever tool you want to protect you from the sun.

Would you like me if I posted more often?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8636 on: June 25, 2016, 07:07:51 PM »
Yes, it's nice talking to you. Would you like me if I showed you how to do a wall jump?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8637 on: June 25, 2016, 07:10:13 PM »
I would like to see that, yes.

Would you like me if I suggested we go on a week long trek into the wilderness?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8638 on: June 25, 2016, 07:12:24 PM »
Of course, I would love to take a good long trek, especially in the mountains.

Would you like me if I swam in ice cold water?

Offline SmuttyReader

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8639 on: June 25, 2016, 07:13:28 PM »
Yes, I love the cold.

Would you like me if had dogs?

Offline AmandaKD

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8640 on: June 25, 2016, 08:42:10 PM »
I love dogs, looking for one to adopt <3

Would you like me if I ate bear meat?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8641 on: June 25, 2016, 08:50:13 PM »
If it is legal to eat I wouldnt mind eating bear meat.

Would you like me if I served legal to eat human meat?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8642 on: June 25, 2016, 08:52:46 PM »
No. Would you like me if I taught you how to skin an animal or human?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8643 on: June 25, 2016, 08:59:03 PM »
I have technically seen in from up close before but I dont mind a refresher course.

Would you like me if I got us a week in a four star hotel in Mogadishu.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8644 on: June 25, 2016, 09:01:13 PM »
Sure. Would you like if I packed several weapons for the trip?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8645 on: June 25, 2016, 09:06:00 PM »
I would wonder how you'd get it though custome. Brink money instead, some gold finger rings, a gold chain anymore.

Would you like me if I signed on a couple of Blackwater guys to keep us safe while we went shopping?

Offline Trevino

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8646 on: June 25, 2016, 09:07:58 PM »
I guess...

Would you like me if I owned cats?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8647 on: June 25, 2016, 10:05:37 PM »
Certainly, I like kitties.

Would you like me if I painted murals on your walls?

Offline AmandaKD

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8648 on: June 26, 2016, 12:01:03 AM »
not really, I have lots of photos hung up.. in the living room at least.

Would you like me if I complained about doing all the cleaning?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8649 on: June 26, 2016, 01:22:13 AM »
That would be okay.  I don't like cleaning either and getting stuck with all of it can be a pain.

Would you like me if I grew all of our fresh fruit and vegetables?