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Despairs

#8625
June 25, 2016, 07:07:51 PM
Yes, it's nice talking to you. Would you like me if I showed you how to do a wall jump?
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Captain Maltese

#8626
June 25, 2016, 07:10:13 PM
I would like to see that, yes.

Would you like me if I suggested we go on a week long trek into the wilderness?

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Trigon

#8627
June 25, 2016, 07:12:24 PM
Of course, I would love to take a good long trek, especially in the mountains.

Would you like me if I swam in ice cold water?

SmuttyReader

#8628
June 25, 2016, 07:13:28 PM
Yes, I love the cold.

Would you like me if had dogs?

AmandaKD

#8629
June 25, 2016, 08:42:10 PM
I love dogs, looking for one to adopt <3

Would you like me if I ate bear meat?

Captain Maltese

#8630
June 25, 2016, 08:50:13 PM
If it is legal to eat I wouldnt mind eating bear meat.

Would you like me if I served legal to eat human meat?

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#8631
June 25, 2016, 08:52:46 PM
No. Would you like me if I taught you how to skin an animal or human?
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Captain Maltese

#8632
June 25, 2016, 08:59:03 PM
I have technically seen in from up close before but I dont mind a refresher course.

Would you like me if I got us a week in a four star hotel in Mogadishu.

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#8633
June 25, 2016, 09:01:13 PM
Sure. Would you like if I packed several weapons for the trip?
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Captain Maltese

#8634
June 25, 2016, 09:06:00 PM
I would wonder how you'd get it though custome. Brink money instead, some gold finger rings, a gold chain anymore.

Would you like me if I signed on a couple of Blackwater guys to keep us safe while we went shopping?

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Trigon

#8635
June 25, 2016, 09:07:58 PM
I guess...

Would you like me if I owned cats?

Lapine

#8636
June 25, 2016, 10:05:37 PM
Certainly, I like kitties.

Would you like me if I painted murals on your walls?

AmandaKD

#8637
June 26, 2016, 12:01:03 AM
not really, I have lots of photos hung up.. in the living room at least.

Would you like me if I complained about doing all the cleaning?

Beguile's Mistress

#8638
June 26, 2016, 01:22:13 AM
That would be okay.  I don't like cleaning either and getting stuck with all of it can be a pain.

Would you like me if I grew all of our fresh fruit and vegetables?

Gadifriald

#8639
June 26, 2016, 01:25:02 AM
Yes, as long as you didn't grow any of those green things!

Would you like me if I was a rodeo clown?
I am a mighty ravisher of captive damsels and princesses!

Beguile's Mistress

#8640
June 26, 2016, 01:28:01 AM
I've heard that rodeo clowns can be kinda sexy so that would be okay.

Would you like me if my championship buckle was bigger than yours?

Despairs

#8641
June 26, 2016, 01:31:12 AM
Yes, for now. Would you like me if I taught how to use a katana?( Japanese sword)
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
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Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

AmandaKD

#8642
June 26, 2016, 02:05:01 AM
Definately I want a garden next year

Would you like me if I was constantly playing music while I work

Despairs

#8643
June 26, 2016, 02:12:11 AM
As long as it is at a reasonable volume. Would you like me if I taught you haiku?
Important: My  apologize for any delays in my response, as I attend university online, graduating in August 2025 and actively job hunting. Please understand that there may be instances where I am unable to reply promptly. If you haven't received a response from me within a week, a month, or a year, please feel free to send a personal message to remind me.
🫵Status🫵: Currently open to writing one or two more stories,  either heterosexual or triad(where I write for the two bisexual male main characters).
Click👉Current ons and offs thread with 5 open heterosexual(1Man + 1Woman)  and 1 open bisexual triad(2Men + 1Woman) polyamory story lines.👈Here
Feel free to join any of the registries below.
Click 👇 Below
Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
Click👇Below
Futanari Land- A registry for those who wish to write as or against Futanari character(s). Spearheaded by Karma.

AmandaKD

#8644
June 26, 2016, 03:31:46 AM
Sorry I missed your post, that sounds cool too.
I love reading so sure, I would like that.

Would you like me if I was working 12 hours a day

sree

#8645
June 26, 2016, 05:03:18 AM
Yes, as long as we get some quality time together.

Would you like me if I worked from home?
I cant fix all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.

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AmandaKD

#8646
June 26, 2016, 05:04:41 AM
I think that would be okay.. haha I work at home.
Would you like me if i was a night owl

sree

#8647
June 26, 2016, 05:07:30 AM
Of course, at least I would have company :D

Would you like me if I helped you cook?
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AmandaKD

#8648
June 26, 2016, 05:10:36 AM
Of course!!

Would you like me if I didn't let you smoke in the house

sree

#8649
June 26, 2016, 05:12:34 AM
Yes. I don't smoke.

Would you like me if I was careless?
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