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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8600 on: June 25, 2016, 12:08:59 PM »
Ah, yes. The G3. Never handled it. Yes. Would you like me if I suggested we go out for target practice with a dummy, using the AR-556?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8601 on: June 25, 2016, 12:54:02 PM »
I take it you mean a moving dummy. Otherwise I prefer a good target plate that lets me work on precision - shooting drinking water tanks and flower vases and such do not give me much satisfaction.

Would you like me if I took you with me into the forest to hunt bucks, and insisted we part up the carcasses together?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8602 on: June 25, 2016, 01:02:20 PM »
Yes, a moving dummy. Sure, though I have never hunted a buck on any animal for that matter, before. Would you like me if I accidentally destroyed your only mode of transportation, but used up all my savings to replace it?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8603 on: June 25, 2016, 01:06:55 PM »
Yes, a moving dummy. Sure, though I have never hunted a buck on any animal for that matter, before. Would you like me if I accidentally destroyed your only mode of transportation, but used up all my savings to replace it?

I like my car but it is outstanding mostly for its longevity, not for uniqueness. I would be unhappy to see it go but I would like you - and more importantly, respect you - for giving all you had to replace it.

Would you like me if I taught you how to do engine repairs?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8604 on: June 25, 2016, 01:11:22 PM »
Yes! I wouldn't mind getting my hands dirty under the hood of a nice vehicle.

Would you like me if I spilled all the tools in your toolbox on the ground because it's so heavy!

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8605 on: June 25, 2016, 01:14:44 PM »
Not if you let me peek when you bend over to pick them up.

Would you like me if was covered in sweat and dirty from a hard day of work?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8606 on: June 25, 2016, 01:26:01 PM »
Who wouldn't?

Would you like me if I accidentally deleted all your exes' numbers from your phone?  Oppps!


Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8607 on: June 25, 2016, 01:28:42 PM »
Lol... I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

Would you like me if I wouldn't let another man talk to you in club while on a date?

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8608 on: June 25, 2016, 01:34:56 PM »
I am not a man, but honestly I don't think I would if I were a woman. Besides that, I trust myself - my girls are always mine and the freer, the more interesting.

Would you like me if I were not sickly jealous?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8609 on: June 25, 2016, 01:36:40 PM »
No problem - as long as the bartender is a female.

I like you just as you are TL, stubborn and competitive.

Would you like me if I didn't always play fair?

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8610 on: June 25, 2016, 01:40:22 PM »
Yup, why should you? Life doesn't

Would you like me if I ask you to stand by my side in a crisis?

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8611 on: June 25, 2016, 01:41:36 PM »
No problem as long as we were friends.

Would you like me if I said I hated when you played unfair but deep inside I liked it?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8612 on: June 25, 2016, 01:42:54 PM »
Yes on all three of those last questions. I'm not a judgmental lady.

Would you like me if I changed the rules in mid game?  :D


Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8613 on: June 25, 2016, 01:44:43 PM »
There was rules!? Maybe as long as you didn't do it to benefit yourself.

Would you like me if I eat off your plate?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8614 on: June 25, 2016, 01:45:30 PM »
Yes - I'm happy to share.

Would you like me if I chased you on the beach even though the sand was really hot that day?

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8615 on: June 25, 2016, 01:47:49 PM »
Yup, hopefully it's a private one.

Would you like me if I carried you out into the surf past the point you feet can touch the bottom?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8616 on: June 25, 2016, 02:01:19 PM »
I'd love it - I'm a decent swimmer.

Would you like me if I sprayed a bunch of sea water in your face and swam away laughing?

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8617 on: June 25, 2016, 02:07:29 PM »
Not in the eyes... unless your using that to make your escape.

Would you like me if I try to pull you back and your bathing suit comes apart?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8618 on: June 25, 2016, 02:16:47 PM »
What the...!  That was my favorite bikini!!

Would you like me if I swam to shore and ran out of the water naked because...whatever, before grabbing your t-shirt and wallet?  You're buying me a new swim suit!

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8619 on: June 25, 2016, 02:19:55 PM »
LOL... Playful little Minx..

Would you like me if I held up my hands after getting to the beach and they had the car keys in them?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8620 on: June 25, 2016, 02:26:09 PM »
Dammmit!

Would you like me if I watched the water droplets sliding down your chest and completely forgot what we were talking about?

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8621 on: June 25, 2016, 02:31:56 PM »
Not at all as I admire how your hair, now wet and ink like, hang off your head, over your shoulder with strands ending just above your chest.

Would you like me if we broke some public decency laws on said beach?


Offline TheLegionary

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8622 on: June 25, 2016, 02:35:20 PM »
Nope.

Would you like me if I warned about the public decency laws?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8623 on: June 25, 2016, 02:44:10 PM »
Yes! What fun is it to break rules you don't know about??

Would you like me if I cut my foot on a sharp seashell and needed you to carry me all the way back to the car?

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8624 on: June 25, 2016, 02:45:36 PM »
Well, that is sad - most of the day would be over, but accident happens. I'd still like you.
Would you like me if I defeat you in volleyball?