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Miscellany

#8575
June 25, 2016, 12:11:53 AM
Sure, I'm sure there are some courses that need a new lawn mower.

Would you like me if I asked to drive the cart ?

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#8576
June 25, 2016, 12:14:53 AM
Go for it. Would you like me if the club in my hand, accidentally slipped from my hands and hit you, while in I was in the midst of a back swing?
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#8577
June 25, 2016, 12:18:29 AM
Uhm, no.   That would suck -

Would you like me if a threw a tantrum and threw another club at you ?

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#8578
June 25, 2016, 12:21:54 AM
Yes, because in the end, it was my fault and I take full responsibility for my actions. Would you like me if I bought you flowers?
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Lapine

#8579
June 25, 2016, 12:28:26 AM
Absolutely.

Would you like me if I serenaded you from the street in front of your house?

Despairs

#8580
June 25, 2016, 12:32:56 AM
Yes. Would you like me if I gave you one of my kidneys because you needed one?
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AmandaKD

#8581
June 25, 2016, 02:22:15 AM
Definately.

Would you like me if I smoke cigarettes?

Lapine

#8582
June 25, 2016, 07:15:36 AM
Yes, as long as you don't steal my lighter ;)

Would you like me if I brought you fresh flowers from the garden?

sree

#8583
June 25, 2016, 08:15:47 AM
Of course.
Would you like me if we stayed in bed on Sundays?
I cant fix all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.

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Lapine

#8584
June 25, 2016, 08:19:01 AM
Of course.  Isn't that what Sundays are for?  ;)

Would you like me if I used a magic marker to graffiti you?

sree

#8585
June 25, 2016, 08:25:46 AM
Umm I would, but there will be some coming your way too :P

Would you like me if I drew a portrait of you but it looked clowny?
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Lapine

#8586
June 25, 2016, 08:29:06 AM
Sure.  I'm kinda clowny anyway.

Would you like me if I asked you to put on my dress so I could pin it up for hemming?

Despairs

#8587
June 25, 2016, 08:33:28 AM
Depends on the dress. Would you like me if made you into a video game character?
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sree

#8588
June 25, 2016, 08:38:06 AM
I would love it.
Would you like me if I wrote a song for you?
I cant fix all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.

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Lapine

#8589
June 25, 2016, 09:02:09 AM
That would be super sweet!

Would you like me if I texted you just to say good morning?

sree

#8590
June 25, 2016, 09:38:41 AM
Yes ^^
Would you like me if I called you everyday just to hear your voice?
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Lapine

#8591
June 25, 2016, 09:56:20 AM
But of course; that would be very sweet.

Would you like me if I needed some alone time each day?

sree

#8592
June 25, 2016, 09:59:55 AM
Yes, I respect that. But we would better have a lot of us time.

Would you like me if I watched foreign movies?
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Lapine

#8593
June 25, 2016, 10:07:25 AM
Sure.  That could be my alone time.

Would you like me if I taught you to cook?

Despairs

#8594
June 25, 2016, 10:45:21 AM
I already know how to cook, but I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to learn more. Would you like me if I asked you to fly away with me to Europe?
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Trigon

#8595
June 25, 2016, 11:34:23 AM
Depends on where, but for the most part yes.

Would you like me if we instead went to Asia?

Despairs

#8596
June 25, 2016, 11:45:36 AM
Napoli, Parama, Siciliy, etc. Yes, as long as we don't set foot in pyongyang. Would you like me if I taught how to disassemble and fire a semi automatic rifle?
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Captain Maltese

#8597
June 25, 2016, 11:51:05 AM
I would be interested, although I am familiar with G3 - but I doubt that's what you had in mind. It's mainly a full auto anyway.


Would you like me if I showed you how to load and fire a Black Bess flintlock?

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#8598
June 25, 2016, 12:08:59 PM
Ah, yes. The G3. Never handled it. Yes. Would you like me if I suggested we go out for target practice with a dummy, using the AR-556?
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Feel free to join any of the registries below.
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Den of Silver Cougars and Foxes- A registry for those who like to write as main characters who are in their thirties to fifties.
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Captain Maltese

#8599
June 25, 2016, 12:54:02 PM
I take it you mean a moving dummy. Otherwise I prefer a good target plate that lets me work on precision - shooting drinking water tanks and flower vases and such do not give me much satisfaction.

Would you like me if I took you with me into the forest to hunt bucks, and insisted we part up the carcasses together?

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