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Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7725 on: May 20, 2016, 06:29:38 PM »
Yes.  Rock stars need love, too.

Would you like me if I sing all the time even though I can't carry a tune?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7726 on: May 20, 2016, 06:48:14 PM »
Yes. Oddly enough it would remind me of my grandmother.

Would you like me if I brought all the edible nature's gifts that I had harvested, to our kitchen? Including fish and meat?

Offline Undine

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7727 on: May 20, 2016, 07:05:58 PM »
Most certainly - though you might have to accept the fact such provision would become expected of you, and not an exception.  Oh, and venison is one of my favorites.

Would you like me if I admit just how much I enjoy lounging in bed all morning long, even if I went to sleep nice and early the night before?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7728 on: May 20, 2016, 07:07:26 PM »
Lazy mornings lead to cuddling. Which I don't mind, not at all.

Wold you like me if my breakfast suggestion was coffee and donuts - in bed?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7729 on: May 20, 2016, 07:10:00 PM »
Yes.  Two sugars no cream.  Thanks!

Would you like me if I "accidentally" burned those crazy shorts I asked you to get rid of a long time ago when I was ironing them for you?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7730 on: May 20, 2016, 07:34:45 PM »
I just might wear them anyway. As a reminder....

Would you like me if I sent out for ironing?

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7731 on: May 21, 2016, 12:59:51 AM »
Sure -- pressed clothes are awesome!

Would you like me if my beard reached three feet?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7732 on: May 21, 2016, 03:40:25 AM »
Sure.  Can you play "Legs"?

Would you like me if I had a few whiskers?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7733 on: May 21, 2016, 07:39:24 AM »
Um...

Would you like me if I agreed not to steal your beautiful necklace?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7734 on: May 21, 2016, 07:45:43 AM »
Yes. Would you like me If I ruled the world with an iron fist and made you my second in command?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7735 on: May 21, 2016, 07:50:24 AM »
Yes. I think the world needs to be ruled by an iron fist for one thing. And as second in command I would be in the best possible position to give advice when I thought you needed it, block your actions if I deemed them unwise and still not get the blame from the public. And if I found you unfit, I could have you assassinated and be the rightful choice to replace you with. Many an empire have been ruled from the shadows.

Would you like me if I built a castle for you with so many pleasures that you never would find time to do any ruling?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7736 on: May 21, 2016, 07:52:35 AM »
No.  Too much of a good thing is bad.

Would you like me if I relieved you of that gun? This is a weapon free zone.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7737 on: May 21, 2016, 07:56:40 AM »
Heh. Weapon free zone.... Geeze, that must have stopped a lot of criminals since it was invented. But sure, I don't need the gun all the time. Does it feel safer if I pose with an eight feet long sword?

Would you like me better if you knew this was the face of James Cagney, the man who practically invented the insane movie bad guy?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7738 on: May 21, 2016, 08:00:50 AM »
Yes. Honestly, I have no idea who James Cagney is. Would you like me if I brought home thirteen kittens?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7739 on: May 21, 2016, 08:06:48 AM »
No.  Not happening!

Would you like me if I declared myself the boss and you had to follow my orders?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7740 on: May 21, 2016, 08:13:11 AM »
Yes, as long as you aren't too bossy. Would you like me if I traveled back in time and brought back someone from your past?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7741 on: May 21, 2016, 08:16:59 AM »
No. I don't like my past that much.

Would you like me if I sent you into the future?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7742 on: May 21, 2016, 08:22:15 AM »
Yes, as long you are coming with me. I refuse to die at the hands of machines. Would you like me if I was an alien, sent to destroy all humans?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7743 on: May 21, 2016, 08:25:12 AM »
I would understand the desire but pity the futilty of the act. Why bother killing someone in the middle of a suicide?

Would you like me if I turned out to be Marvin the Robot?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7744 on: May 21, 2016, 08:29:20 AM »
Yes!  Make it so!

Would you like me if I watched you while you sleep?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7745 on: May 21, 2016, 08:33:03 AM »
No. I would be a little disturbed by that. Am I that fascinating to you? Would you like me if I brought peace to the world?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7746 on: May 21, 2016, 08:39:14 AM »
I'd like you for trying.

Would you like me if I was gone by the time you woke in the morning?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7747 on: May 21, 2016, 08:40:57 AM »
I would miss you.

Would you like me if you found you mentioned in a to you recognizable way in a book I got published many years later?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7748 on: May 21, 2016, 08:47:18 AM »
Oh shit!  Not again!

Would you like me if I sued you but allowed you to pay your debt in bed?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7749 on: May 21, 2016, 08:52:59 AM »
Yes, but please be gentle. Would you like me if I broke up with you due to my job?