Would you like me if I.....

[Emphatic Enigma]

I would indeed, because somehow I'd have a garden! Magic!  (I miss having one.)

Would you like me if I shot you with a water gun?

[CottonKitty]

Yes! I love spontaneous, childlike fun.

if I brought you flowers I didn't know you were allergic to?

[Kakihara]

Yes because you brought me flowers, allergies or not thats sweet. And I've only been give flowers once in my life.

If I cooked you a dinner of foods you didn't like?

[CottonKitty]

yes, of course!  Cooking a whole meal would be so fantastic and I would be honored

Would you like me if I didn't eat it?

[Emphatic Enigma]

I would! I'm picky myself so, I understand the struggle.

Would you like me if I spilt my coffee on you? Accident, of course.

[CottonKitty]

Of course, accidents are accidents.

Would you like me if I borrowed your favorite shirt since mine is wet and dirty and then never returned it?

[Bandit 600]

I have gotten used to it, so it is no issue.

Would you like me if I replaced the interior of your car with a disco motif?

[CottonKitty]

I would seriously like you!

Would you like me if I made you ride around in it for hours listening to the Bee Gees and Donna Summer?

[Bandit 600]

You would be pretty high on my like list.

Would you like me if I forced you to wear a deployed parachute everywhere you went for a month?

[Chi]

Probably not

Would you like me if I filled your yard with plastic pink flamingos?

[Lapine]

Absolutely!

Would you like me if I told you dirty jokes until you smiled?

[Kakihara]

Hell yeah. Always need a good laugh and dirty jokes are always appropriate.

... if I put only Weird Al Yankovich music on your MP3 player?

[Lapine]

Sure!  I actually like Weird Al; and I've always got my CD player

Would you like me if I made you a Vegemite sandwich?

[Bandit 600]

Sure! Always wanted to try the stuff.

Would you like me if I filled all the jars in your house with apricot jelly?

[CottonKitty]

yes!  how many jars should I leave out??

would you like me if I made the same mistake over and over?

[Bandit 600]

Congrats on the approval!

Probably not

Would you like me if my teeth were naturally black instead of white?

[Rhedyn]

Sure I would.

...rained on your parade?

[ErisXfrost]

Yes! I love rain, so it would only make the parade better. ♥

Would you like me if I replaced every light in your house with a black light, and acted like it was a rave?

[Rhedyn]

As long as you didn't put rave music on too then sure   

...painted your nails while you slept.

[King Serperior]

Sure.  I mean, I've never had my nails painted before, but I could go a day with them if you used the paint.   


........refused to share my orange with you (I really love oranges!)?

[ErisXfrost]

Sure! We all have things that we are more than hesitant to share. xD

Would you like me if...I filled your fridge with with random baked goods? (yay, 3 am baking spree!)

[StormAngelus]

You should know better, I'd love you for it!

Would you like me if I couldn't speak ever again?

[Rhedyn]

Sure, I'm happy enough in silence.

...talked over your favourite tv show.

[Captain Maltese]

Sure, I'm happy enough in silence.

...talked over your favourite tv show.

All the tv shows go on repeat over and over, and some of them are available online as well. I'd not get too upset.

......played loudly the same dvd several times in a row?

[ErisXfrost]

I would still still like you. I generally tune out the TV anyway. xD

Would you like me if...I came home with an unexpected pet?