Would you like me if I.....

[SoldadoM]

Of course! especially if you let me sing with you.

Would you like me if I found television boring.

[Rhedyn]

Yes because I do too and I don't watch it at all.

...procrastinated on all those things I said I'd do but didn't really want to?

[Euron Greyjoy]

Yes as it be hypocritical of me otherwise.

If I changed my avatar?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I would still like you but would miss the one you have.

Hid all your birthday presents and made you search for them?

[Golden Spider]

ehh. Not if you did it every single year.

Would you like me if I was physically slow?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Of course, it might depend on what you mean but since physicality is only part of things it shouldn't keep me from liking you.

Would you like if the looks weren't model perfect?

[Firethem]

Definitely! "Model Perfect" is terribly overrated. Imperfections are where the true beauty lies. Who wants to be a copy paste anyway? It is you I like, not her.

Would you like me if I was so shy, I wouldn't make the first step?

[Damned Eternally]

Yes, it's all about taking the time to get to know someone, respecting their boundaries and showing them that you will listen to them, and do stupid shit with them too.

Would you like me if I told you I was more of a dog person than a cat person?

[Golden Spider]

Indeed I would, as I am also a dog person over a cat person.


Would you like me if i was a bit lazy?

[Damned Eternally]

Yes, only if we could be lazy together.

Would you like me if I said that I prefer tea to coffee?

[Golden Spider]

Of Course! I prefer Tea as well!

Would you like me if I say I would prefer to cook deserts?

[Firethem]

I would still like you, but I would think you are weird, since deserts are already pretty hot.

Would you like me if I was poor?

[Beguile's Mistress]

We don't always have control over things like that no matter how hard we work at them.  Being poor is not an issue.  Not trying is another thing.  But I'd like you still if you were poor.

Would you like me if I didn't know how to cook?

[Mikem]

Of course! Learning how to, or at least reading directions for a meal is just something else that can be done together.

Would you like me if I didn't have any major goals for my future?

[Damned Eternally]

Yes, not everyone has a plan. Some people like to go with the wind as it were.

Would you like me if I told you I prefer to drink Bitter?

[TheLegionary]

Why not?

Would you like me if no one wanted to write with me?

[Chi]

Of course.

Would you like me if I forgot where we left off?

[Mikem]

It's definitely not a crime to forget.

Would you like me if I wanted to call you "Little Buddy"?

[Cryptogram]

Sure, I've had worse nicknames.

Would you like me if I said I don't like food?

[Scylla]

Yes, though I'm a helluva cook. I would taunt you with homemade biscuits!

Would you like me if I had two eyes.. on my tongue!? O_o

[Captain Maltese]

Oh, the terrible things you would see.


Would you like me if I offered you a rowboat cruise into the Saltstraumen maelstrom?

[Emphatic Enigma]

Only if I knew I was safe, otherwise I'd most likely offer to knock you off the boat.

Would you like me if I stole something from your plate?

[Phoenixrisen]

Most likely I'd like you just fine, though don't be surprised if I return the favor.

Would you like me if I was a little sporadic?

[Angelic Kitten]

You say sporadic, i say spontaneous.  So sure, i would.  It's all in how you spin it.

Would you like me if i needed a shoulder to cry on?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Everyone needs a shoulder now and then so I'd be happy to offer mine.

Would you like me if I marched my parade through your yard?