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Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Love And Submission

No I don't have an office so that'd just be weird.


Wore face paint during intercourse?


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Belle33

Face paint?  Kinky.  I'm afraid of clowns so - I have to say no.

Would you like me if I admit to be afraid of clowns?


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King Serperior

Yes, I would still like you.  In fact, I'd hand you the gas and I'll pour the salt so we can smite those things!

......if I invited you to come with me to visit Normandy?

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Dovel

Of course. We could see where all those brave German lads fought so hard against the American invaders.


If I sang show tunes on the flight over?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Belle33

I would.  I bet you have a nice voice.

Would you like me if I dragged you around to all the cheesy tourist spots?

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Dovel

Only if you bought me a 'I went shopping with Belle and all I got was this shirt', shirt.


If I lost the keys to the car and we had to walk home?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Belle33

I would.  I like walking.

If I stopped to play jump rope with kids on the corner?

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Adammair

Yes. I'd probably join you.

If I drew a hopscotch board in the middle of the street with different colors of chalk?

MonroeCat

Absolutely, I love a man who knows how to have fun.


Would you still love me if I didn't wear leather hot pants?

Dovel

I would. Its summer, time to wear shorts.

...if I ate the last cookie?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



MonroeCat

Afraid not, that's a serious offense sir.


, If I had two heads, and each head had seven personalities, each of which felt at an average 100 different degrees of emotion per second?

Chasseybaby

Sadly no, I have too many voices in my head at the moment :P

Love me if you caught me doing the sexy dance while getting ready for our date?

Diabolical

Absolutely, I'd cancel the date and eat in .


Would you still like me if , I decided to play in a pool full of spaghetti ?

King Serperior

Maybe?

....if I preferred reading over watching movies?

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Diabolical

Possibly, depends on the book.

... If I threw your sex toy's away.

Dovel

I don't think she would like being thrown away very much.

...if I woke you up early to watch the sunrise?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Chasseybaby

As long as coffee and a blanket are involved...


Wanted to live in the jungle?

Dovel

Only if we can build a tree house.

...if I called you in the middle of the night?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Diabolical

Nope.  My sleep can't be disturbed.

If I wanted you to become a Tibetan monk/nun ?

Dovel

No, I think I enjoy too many pleasures for such a commitment.

...if I made you sleep in a different room?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Diabolical

That would be a deal breaker. I don't sleep alone.

.... If I asked you to strip for me while humming " I'm too sexy" ?

Dovel

For you, maybe.

...if I spent all our money on scented oils?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Diabolical

Yes... I'd luxuriate in the heavenly goodness.

... If I pimped you out to recoup our money?

Dovel

No, I don't want to be shared.

...if I sold the house so we could live a life on the road?
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Diabolical

Depends, I'd need at least a sleeping bag.

.... If I showed the dog more affection then I showed you ?