Would you like me if I.....

[Deamonbane]

Ugh... you tryin' to kill us here? Perhaps you are...

... If I begged Phoe to regress?

[Poppy]

I'd ask if you were feeling okay O_O

...if I turned into a nun?

[phoenyx]

ugh as long as you don't try to "save" my soul *grins*

.... ran away.

[Poppy]

I would find you!!! and no soul saving, I promise. lol

...if I were to fall asleep right now?

[phoenyx]

of course, we must recharge, even if we don['t want to.

... suddenly became a serial killer?

[Poppy]

...if I offered up some tips, courtesy of a seasoned veteran?

[Tamhansen]

seasoned veteran serial killer. Whoo hoo

If I held your serial killing secret over you as a means of getting my way?

[Poppy]

*grins* Oooh, and what exactly do you want me to do?

...if I mentioned there is always the option of killing you, too...? Though I rarely ever kill the ones I like.

[Tamhansen]

simple. I have copies of my evidence all over town. People miss me, stuff goes to the cops.

If I wanted to be your apprentice?

[Poppy]

*grins* Oh, baby, I could teach you sooo much.

...if I brought you a sweet young thing as your first kill?

[Tamhansen]

hmm. You do know I'm a pacifist right? Not sure why I aplied as your apprentice, must have been your charms.

If i gave you a cookie?

[Kazyth]

Cookies are not the appropriate sacrifice for the great and powerful Kazbeast.  But they're a good start.

... if I offered a flogging with a cat o nine tails crafted from Twizzlers Pull 'n Peels?

[Tamhansen]

offered a flogging, that can be interpreted in many ways. Did you offer to flog me, offer me the chance to flog someone? or..

If I offered two cookies?

[Kazyth]

The Kazbeast always gives the floggings.  Or directs them toward a third party, albeit rarely.

And no, more cookies are still not going to cut it.  Cookies don't scream or beg.

If I hosed you down with Silly String?

[Poppy]

*wipes the blood off her hands and steals on of Kaz's cookies* Oh, do I get to watch?

...if I told you I was wet? ...from running through the sprinkler of course! I'm just dripping, over here...

[Tamhansen]

I'd probably say stay out of the sprinkler and in this nice public forum

If I dried you off with kaz's silly string? not that itd work

[Poppy]

That sounds...I don't even know. That sill strong junk always smells funny, don't spray me with it!

...if I threw goldfish at you?

[Tamhansen]

don't be cruel to the goldfish.

If i gave you a big hug to appologise for the silly string?

[Poppy]

*grins* yes, I would like it!

...if I kissed you and whispered something about a secret room and chocolate sauce?

[Kazyth]

*eyes Manic*

Who told you about the secret Chocolate Room?  Heads will roll!

... if I did something involving Magic Shell and icecubes?

[Tamhansen]

depends. Is it a magic trick? You're going to macgyver it in to a bomb?

If I told you how we found the chocolate room?

[Poppy]

I'd give you a spankin' and tell you to shush.

...if I took Kaz into the secret chocolate room and locked the door behind us?

[Tamhansen]

behind you and him, or you and me. At the first I'd sigh and move on, at the second I'd laugh my ass of for you locking him in his own choc room.

If i just walked off?

[Kazyth]

All of the doors in my Basement are self-locking and voice coded.  Peop... er, things tend to escape otherwise.  And somehow I don't think you'd survive the Chocolate Room.  Either of you.

... if I pinned you down and gave you a zerbert?

[Poppy]

I traditionally save those for small children, but whatever floats your boat, baby. And you'd be surprised what I can withstand.

...if I let you?