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Offline Deamonbane

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4450 on: October 09, 2012, 02:59:32 PM »
Ugh... you tryin' to kill us here? Perhaps you are...

... If I begged Phoe to regress?

Offline Poppy

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4451 on: October 09, 2012, 03:00:24 PM »
I'd ask if you were feeling okay O_O

...if I turned into a nun?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4452 on: October 09, 2012, 03:01:12 PM »
ugh as long as you don't try to "save" my soul *grins*

.... ran away.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4453 on: October 09, 2012, 03:03:40 PM »
I would find you!!! and no soul saving, I promise. lol

...if I were to fall asleep right now?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4454 on: October 09, 2012, 03:06:48 PM »
of course, we must recharge, even if we don['t want to.

... suddenly became a serial killer?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4455 on: October 09, 2012, 03:09:30 PM »
...if I offered up some tips, courtesy of a seasoned veteran?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4456 on: October 09, 2012, 03:10:26 PM »
seasoned veteran serial killer. Whoo hoo

If I held your serial killing secret over you as a means of getting my way?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4457 on: October 09, 2012, 03:13:35 PM »
*grins* Oooh, and what exactly do you want me to do?

...if I mentioned there is always the option of killing you, too...? Though I rarely ever kill the ones I like.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4458 on: October 09, 2012, 03:16:27 PM »
simple. I have copies of my evidence all over town. People miss me, stuff goes to the cops.

If I wanted to be your apprentice?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4459 on: October 09, 2012, 03:17:31 PM »
*grins* Oh, baby, I could teach you sooo much.

...if I brought you a sweet young thing as your first kill?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4460 on: October 09, 2012, 03:26:11 PM »
hmm. You do know I'm a pacifist right? Not sure why I aplied as your apprentice, must have been your charms.

If i gave you a cookie?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4461 on: October 09, 2012, 03:28:05 PM »
Cookies are not the appropriate sacrifice for the great and powerful Kazbeast.  But they're a good start.

... if I offered a flogging with a cat o nine tails crafted from Twizzlers Pull 'n Peels?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4462 on: October 09, 2012, 03:29:34 PM »
offered a flogging, that can be interpreted in many ways. Did you offer to flog me, offer me the chance to flog someone? or..

If I offered two cookies?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4463 on: October 09, 2012, 03:31:24 PM »
The Kazbeast always gives the floggings.  Or directs them toward a third party, albeit rarely.

And no, more cookies are still not going to cut it.  Cookies don't scream or beg.

If I hosed you down with Silly String?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4464 on: October 09, 2012, 03:33:01 PM »
*wipes the blood off her hands and steals on of Kaz's cookies* Oh, do I get to watch?

...if I told you I was wet? ...from running through the sprinkler of course! I'm just dripping, over here...

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4465 on: October 09, 2012, 03:34:40 PM »
I'd probably say stay out of the sprinkler and in this nice public forum

If I dried you off with kaz's silly string? not that itd work

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4466 on: October 09, 2012, 03:36:38 PM »
That sounds...I don't even know. That sill strong junk always smells funny, don't spray me with it!

...if I threw goldfish at you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4467 on: October 09, 2012, 03:38:40 PM »
don't be cruel to the goldfish.

If i gave you a big hug to appologise for the silly string?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4468 on: October 09, 2012, 03:42:15 PM »
*grins* yes, I would like it!

...if I kissed you and whispered something about a secret room and chocolate sauce?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4469 on: October 09, 2012, 03:44:37 PM »
*eyes Manic*

Who told you about the secret Chocolate Room?  Heads will roll!

... if I did something involving Magic Shell and icecubes?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4470 on: October 09, 2012, 03:46:09 PM »
depends. Is it a magic trick? You're going to macgyver it in to a bomb?

If I told you how we found the chocolate room?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4471 on: October 09, 2012, 03:48:39 PM »
I'd give you a spankin' and tell you to shush.

...if I took Kaz into the secret chocolate room and locked the door behind us?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4472 on: October 09, 2012, 03:52:54 PM »
behind you and him, or you and me. At the first I'd sigh and move on, at the second I'd laugh my ass of for you locking him in his own choc room.

If i just walked off?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4473 on: October 09, 2012, 03:53:39 PM »
All of the doors in my Basement are self-locking and voice coded.  Peop... er, things tend to escape otherwise.  And somehow I don't think you'd survive the Chocolate Room.  Either of you.

... if I pinned you down and gave you a zerbert?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #4474 on: October 09, 2012, 03:56:10 PM »
I traditionally save those for small children, but whatever floats your boat, baby. And you'd be surprised what I can withstand.

...if I let you?