Would you like me if I.....

[Poppy]

*grins* something tells me you're already skilled with this particular form of fiddle, dear.

...if I wandered off for a bit to go write gay slash so my friend would stop poking me with a stick?

[Deamonbane]

Depends on which friend that is... but go ahead...

if I saved you a plate... and massage, for later?

[Poppy]

ooh, please do. I'm filling up on lucky Charms right now. lol

...if I offered you some of my marshmallow piece horde?

[Tamhansen]

oooh marshmallow yummie.

somehow mentioning lucky charms always brings austin powers flashbacks.

If I wanted you to join me on a trip around the world on an authentic flute ship?

[Deamonbane]

Sure thing... let me cancel my plans...

... if I invited Manic?

[Poppy]

*is already on the ship, below desk in search of rum. She pokes her head out a port hole* ...I was under the impression I was already invited.

...if I drink too much rum and start wandering the deck nude, singing sea shanties?

[Deamonbane]

Well... we won't complain, be certain of that...

... If I took up the steering?

[Tamhansen]

Lol sure, just remember ships back then had no steering wheel, but a rudder

If I took you along to every port of call to see the local culture?

[Poppy]

*grins* I would love that. All kinds of different foods each night. All kinds of fun little outfits to add to my closet. We'd have a ball.

And what if I dragged you along to each shop, and pulled you into the dressing room with me?

[Deamonbane]

Ah... sure, so long as you don't use me as a mannequin...

... If I introduced you to all the exotic drinks(not exclusively alcoholic)?

[Poppy]

*laughs because she;s watching the episode of Supernatural where various forms of mannequins are used to murder people*

Nope, your to tell me how great I look in various articles of clothing.

...if I wandered off with some local stud?

[Deamonbane]

Sure... don't be surprised if said stud suddenly goes missing the next day

... If I was the reason for the stud's disappearance?

[Tamhansen]

Nope no killing or kidnaping on my cruise.

If I went on a bender, and came back to the ship dmbdrunk.

[Deamonbane]

Who said anything about killing or kidnapping? What do you take me for?

Hey man... we would all love to see you like that

... if I joined you on this... bender you called it?

[Tamhansen]

bender
May 9, 2006 Urban Word of the Day

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

Sure, the more the merrier.

If it turned out I lost my wallet half way true, and we had to skip our tab by running?

[Poppy]

I'd laugh gleefully the entire trip back to the ship, and...

...if I were to moon the men chasing us as we sailed away?

[Deamonbane]

Very teasy... I like...

... if I helped with the running, carrying, and jumping on the boat, and nothing more?

[Tamhansen]

that's all you needed to do.

If I hoisted the jolly roger while at sea?

[Poppy]

I would don my pirates outfit...

...and if I began to raid ships?

[Deamonbane]

Sure, but avoid them cannon balls... those things are painful, if cartoons can be believed...

... If I watched me matey's back*arrrrrrrg*?

[Poppy]

Oh, I imagine your watching my something, but it's not my back...

...if I were to be captured by a competing pirate captain? Would my brave boys come save me?

[Tamhansen]

why? would you want us to? I'd imagine you'd have loads of fun there.

If we stole you back, would you be upset?

[Poppy]

The pirate captain intends to sell me to the highest bidder...Kata, come save me.

...if I kissed you when you came for me? *grins*

[Deamonbane]

Mmmm... saving youwould be my top priority...

... if I saved you, and fell in love with one of the woman pirates?

[Poppy]

I'd leave you to your salty wench and

...if I went and snuggled with Kata and Cast? Though first we must go pick up Cast...