Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Deamonbane

So long as watching wasn't the only thing we were doing ;)

...if I made you a treasure hunt that ended with an enjoyable dinner at a seaside restaurant?

Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Sure, I love romantic dinners

If I lost track during the treasure hunt and never showed up?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Probably...

... If I invited someone else on the next treasure hunt?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

No problem, the more the merrier. Well, up to a point.

If me and that other person show up late because I insisted on stopping to pick out a gift for you, and then got lost again.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

as long as you showed up eventually.

... bought an island we could all live on?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Depends... is there an internet connection on said island? :P

... if I couldn't tear my eye off you?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Nope, I hate body parts sticking on me, specially gooey eyes. Yuck

If I built a house for you on the island
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

*gigglesnorts*

hmmm can we collaborate on the design of the house?

... if I made our island a kinky fun paradise?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

As long as my little ukulele can come fun is good, kinky fun is better

If I invited all our e-friends
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

friends are always welcome, and yes your ukulele (what a wierd word) can come along, after all i'll have my drum, and we'll need music *grins*

.... wandered off now and again to re center myself.
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Sure. Everyone needs some me-time, so as long as you come back.

If I wanted to hold a big luau?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

you bet! always wanted to go to one of those. and I always come back... eventually *grins*

.... made the island low tech?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

God yes... I need to be de-addticed from the internet...

...If I Became famous after a while, and remembered you?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Remembered me as the one to torment you into shape to achieve greatness? I'd be honored.

If I applied our Island for U.N. membership and became it's ambassador?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Banned for not liking my more animalistic side...
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Deamonbane

Agh, dammit... wrong thread...

Yes... I wanna be an abassador...

...If I stole you Ukelele, and played it better than you?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Lycana

Hmm maybe, depends on the song played!

...If I requested a song?
Yes pleases and no thank yous (Updated 9/15/2014) <3 What I'm currently craving (Updated 9/15/2014) <3 Where has your favorite little Dream Dancer been? (Updated 6/20/2013)

"Woman was created from Man's rib; Not made from His head to top Him; Nor from His feet to be trampled; But from His side to be His equal, Under His arm to be protected, And near His heart to be loved"

Deamonbane

Depends, of course, if I know said song...

... If I tried my best, having never practiced it before?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Lycana

Well as long as you try, right?

...If I joined your musical escapades with a flute?
Yes pleases and no thank yous (Updated 9/15/2014) <3 What I'm currently craving (Updated 9/15/2014) <3 Where has your favorite little Dream Dancer been? (Updated 6/20/2013)

"Woman was created from Man's rib; Not made from His head to top Him; Nor from His feet to be trampled; But from His side to be His equal, Under His arm to be protected, And near His heart to be loved"

Tamhansen

Ooh, I'd love that. Some Celtic ballads perhaps. Hands bane the ukulele and picks up his fiddle.

If I started singing and playing 'the vicar and the frog?'
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

on the fiddle? hell yes!

..... when I dance naked under a full moon?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

That is an offer I don't refuse...

... if I refuse to join your nakedness?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

*shrugs* we each follow our own paths we are comfortable with dear.

.... suddenly morphed into a strange creature.
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Depends of which creature...

... if I tried to pet you in your new form?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Ritsu

... if I nipped off your hand when you tried?