Would you like me if I.....

[ArtemisHighmore]

Took you out to coffee on a fun little date?

[Cayenne]

If you don't mind being the only one drinking it~


Would you like me if I ...  had given serious thought to the idea I could be an mythical creature trapped within human form under fear of flaming bovines advances?

[ArtemisHighmore]

I might die laughing.

Would you like me if I took you to the pumpkin patch to looks for pumpkins to carve together?

[Cayenne]

Of course, I like knives    .. I mean carving..~

Would you like me if I ... sometimes dressed in a space suit to patrol the halls of the house, always fearful of punctures in the homes structure! "Close that window! We'll all be sucked into the black!"

[HVBill]

Only if you'd be prepared for me to leave things open on purpose.

Would you like me if.....I had a wild mustache and evil snicker accompanied by my own theme music.  "To the railroad tracks!"

[Cayenne]

Maybe - though I might wait till I'm tied to the track to tell you..


Would you like me if I ... occasionally snuck behind you for the sole purpose of pushing my finger against your back through a pocket, proclaiming a stickup was in progress - only to run off giggling if you went along

[HVBill]

Yes, just don't be surprised when my hired ninja protects me.

Would you like me if....I made you take the back roads because they're following me again?

[Cayenne]

They'll never take us alive!  P.S. The cars in your name right..?

Would you like me if I ... dressed you up like Zorro when you slept..~

[HVBill]

Awww....how 'bout a different costume every evening?

Would you like me if......I tossed random things into your shopping cart?

[Cayenne]

In response..

Would you like me if I ... Slapped your hand every time you tried to toss random things into my shopping cart?

[Mordred]

Yes.. in fact.. I think that would encourage me in a way you wouldn't have expected.

.. if I always joked around and never, ever said or did anything serious?

[SinfulAngel]

Yes i rather enjoy laughing.

... if I randomly bite you for no obvious reason?

[Love And Submission]

no


zip tied your hands behind your back and kissed you softly on the nape of your neck?

[Cayenne]

Maybe not like, so much as scream for help..   I mean if it was out of the blue and such.


Would you like me if I ... doodled tattoos on you with dry erase marker while you watched television?~

[HVBill]

Yupper, I love ink!

Would you like me if....I always sang your name?

[Cayenne]

I might~  Though, it would be good practice regardless!

Would you like me if I ... Used more ellipsis in my writing?~

[Masochistic Princess]

Well I couldn't hate you for it...

Would you like me if I wanted to have a video gaming marathon and invited you to join? X3

[Cayenne]

Hrm! Depends what we play! I wouldn't dislike you for it though~

Woudl you like me if I ... was a pretty bad singer, but liked to make sounds about you up on the fly?~

[MasterOfKittens]

No, if it began to annoy me I could just give you a big kiss to make you stop.

Would you like me if... I promised to love you for as long as you loved me?

[Cayenne]

Depends how I really felt!

Would you like me if I ... followed you around, playing your theme song every time you entered a new building, while doing my best announcer voice?

[MasterOfKittens]

No..... I would love you 

Would you like me if I.... told you you could have me all to yourself?

[Cayenne]

It's pretty much what I'd expect out of a relationship  


Would you like me if I ... had you arrested on drummed on charges, just because i think you look good in the prisoners uniform?

[SummerWhispers]

Hmm...hard to imagine me looking good in orange jumpsuit but I could be wrong.




Combed and french braided your hair, while telling you of my latest love affairs?

[MasterOfKittens]

Of course, it might inspire some... Ideas -smiles-

Said that I loved you every day and took care of you?

[SummerWhispers]

Of course, but I would however require some poetry and naughty text messages and some im and or pm .....and so on, I know very demanding, just as certain err gentleman here on the forum.


I sent you naughty text in the middle of the night?