Would you like me if I.....

[Adammair]

I would be more annoyed, but...if Xandi approved (which I doubt, she seems like a one-man-at-a-time type of lady)...

...if I continued to have perverted thoughts.

[Story Tale]

-says in singsong cheshire cat voice- We're all mad here... So yes. :)

If I asked you to share your thoughts?

[Moraline]

Sure I would still like you, I like perverted thoughts! (got ninja'd. haha )   Sure, I like to share thoughts.


.. If I stole Xandi all for myself from all of you.  (( <3 Xandi ))

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Now them's fightin words!

If I hid Xandi away and never let you find her again (which I wouldn't ever do because I think Xandi likes you too, but just asking...)

[Skadii]

I would still like you!


If I left E and never.returned?

[Story Tale]

I would still like you and welcome you back when you realized what you were missing.

If I sent you a "missing you" card while you were gone?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

@Cole: I would miss you terribly, but would still like you- and like Story Tale would hope you would change your mind.

If I also sent you "missing you" (and other) cards?

[Skadii]

I would still love you both and reward you with my best lovings when I returned!


If I went crazy?

[Adammair]

If you went crazy with lust, yes. Just crazy, not so much.

...if I suddenly became sane.

[Skadii]

  Of course! I would want to see how a sane Adam made.love.to me so I could.compare!

If I wore my work boots on a date with you?

[Adammair]

As long as they weren't steel-toed boots. I'd fear getting kicked in the jimmy with them. 

...if I made wild, passionate love to you as a totally clear-headed person?

[Skadii]

Mmmm....yes! You are making me want you right now!!!


I would never kick you in the jimmy! Ever!


If I sang to you at random moments?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Yup!

If I made out with you at random moments, even if it meant blocking up a sea of strangers trying to cross the street?

[Skadii]

Yeppers!!!


If I wanted you to take me fishing all night long?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Would be an unusual evening, but sure, I'd like you.

If I hid your car keys so you couldn't leave on me?

[Grainne]

Yep, it might be fun to take them back.

..and, if I put them someplace safe? 

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Certainly, those "safe" places are the most fun to hunt about in!

...If I ... ahem ... did indeed hunt thusly?

[Grainne]

Yes, I might wriggle and giggle but..yes.

..if I grabbed them and ran with them?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Yep ...

and after giving you a faux disgruntled look I chased after you?

[Grainne]

Why yes of course. 

..and, if I ran fast but not too..with a faux determined face?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

YES!

If I was giggling when I caught and tacklehugged you?

[Grainne]

*giggles* Absolutely.

And, if I poured on my super best Texas drawl to pretend to fuss at you?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I love the Texas drawl -- that would probably really turn me on!

If I forgot why I was chasing you in the first place and just got fresh?

[Grainne]

Yes..

If I suggsted swimming in a nearby tank? Erm, I mean pond. 

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Pond  , yes I would like you.

If I pointed out that I hadn't brought my bathing suit?