Would you like me if I.....

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Definitely!

If I stayed overnight, and then made you vanilla pancakes for breakfast?

[Skadii]

Sure!

If I kept you forever?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Well, not if you locked me in your basement and kept me there -- I imagine in the sense you meant it though that I would like you very much!

If I sent you naughty texts while you were at work?

[Skadii]

You already do and I still like you!!! 


Ditto?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

*giggling* - Of course!

...Took you on a Ferris wheel, and talked the operator into to get us stuck on top for a while?

[TheLegionary]

Not really.

If I were unable to say anything.

[Mordred]

Sure, why not? Speech is at times overrated.

.. if I lured you over to watch a few of my favorite films.. assuring you I had all the goodies, popcorn, and drinks you could possible wish for?

[Skadii]

Of course I would! :)


If I made you drop your pants and say something terribly obnoxious every time someone said the secret word?

[jilorbb]

O.o If it was the result of a bet or something.

If I were to write you sonnets?

[Skadii]

Oh, that would be lovely! :) Especially naughty ones! :)



If I flashed my boobs at every semi truck that passed us on the road?

[yugi006]

I would love you no matter what you did.

If I burped loudly every 5 minutes.

[Skadii]

Yes! I would give you some tummy medicine and make it all better!


If I shaved my head?

[yugi006]

Of course always and forever no matter what you did.

If I can up from behind and started fondling you?

[Skadii]

Very much so! :)


If I made you kiss me in public?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Of course!

If I whispered things into your ear that made your blush beet red in front of your friends?

[Skadii]

Yes!


If I made out with you in front of your friends?

[yugi006]

Of course

If we had sex in public in front of your friends?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Ninja!

@Cole - since I already typed this:

Oh they would be so jealous, yes, I would like you very much!

If while making out with you at the mall I were to slip my hand under your pants?

Cole can answer both - threesome for her

[Skadii]

*giggles*

@yugi...I would be blushing profusely, but I will always love you!

@B...Yes, but I would probably smack it away and lead you ...


in the elevator at the mall, and stopped it between floors to kiss you sweetly?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

You would make my heart melt.

If I surprised you during your bath for a long slow kiss?

[Skadii]

Yes!


If I ran naked through a busy stadium on game day?

[yugi006]

Yes

If I was naked all the time in your house?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

@Cole: That would be fun to watch, though I'd wonder what had gotten into you ... but I'd still like you.

@Yugi: Sure, you look cute and furry, you should be naked!

If I left an excessive tip because the waitress was really cute?

[Skadii]

I would still like you, but you wouldn't get any more kisses!



If I stole the tip off the table on my way out the door?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

*Note to self, no more tips for cuteness*

Eh, I'd think that was kinda weird, unless you only stole the excessive part.

If I confessed my undying love to you while standing on the table at a fancy restaurant?