Would you like me if I.....

[Skadii]

*laughs* Yes!


Would you like me if I made you drink your tea before I let you be naughty?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Only if it was unsweetened - you are all the sweetness I need.

Would you like me if I cuddled with you while I drank my tea?

[Skadii]

Oh yes!


Would you like me if I was naughty with you while you drank your tea?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would like you very much.

Would you like me if I asked you to finish my tea so I could be naughty back?

[Story Tale]

Um, I have this thing about drinking after people, so I probably wouldn't, but I would still like you.


Would you still like me if I wouldn't drink after you?

[Dahling]

I would, I'd make sure you had your own to enjoy.

Would you still like me if I offered to pick up the entire tab once we were through?

[Mordred]

I'd probably protest.. having most likely drank like a fish.. but then, if you were soooo adamant about being generous, I'd lean close and whisper that I'd most definitely make it up to you.

.. if I insisted we took a long walk after.. foregoing any modern form of travel.. to enjoy the crisp night air?

[mishi]

I would, if you would promise to count the stars with me.

... made up constellations just to impress you?

[Tumult]

I would, definitely if you knew the actual constellations and the stories to them.

Would you still like me if I decided to take a dive into the river under the same sky and begged you to join me?

[AribethAmkiir]

Sure, as long as you kept me warm.

If we found that the river had leeches and they freaked me out?

[Koyume]

Probably, but I would insist on immediate first aid and such.

If you saw my collection of sexy anime girl figurines?

[AribethAmkiir]

Sure, it definitely wouldn't hurt. 

If I got you one for your birthday?

[Koyume]

Most definitely. 

If I told you I've never seen The Godfather?

[AribethAmkiir]

Sure

If I asked you if you wanted to see the Godfather?

[Autumn52]

I would like you

If I told you that The Godfather gives me nightmares?

[AribethAmkiir]

I would like you.

If I offered to cuddle with you after you had nightmares?

[Captain Maltese]

I VERY rarely have nightmares, but you are welcome to come cuddle anyway.

Would you like me if I ask you to keep the jacket on in  bed while we enjoy each other?

[Dahling]

I would indeed.

Would you like me if I felt like wearing a different jacket every time, so we could play pretend? 

[SummerWhispers]

Yes I like surprises and variety.

If each time you saw me I gave you a hug?

[Pronoia]

Of course! I'm surprised you had to ask... 

Would you like me if every so often I got drunk and shot at cats?

[Autumn52]

Only if the cats were able to shoot back, and had dead aim.

Would you like me if I gave the cat kingdom weapons and taught them how to use them?

[Mordred]

Whoa.. kinda like one of those 'Dawn of Catkind' moments to watch with awe? Yes! *hears Blue Danube building slowly in the far distance*

.. if I later introduced blue jello to the Cat Kingdom.. to make sure they kept their sense of humor firmly intact? *tuna, fish, and chicken flavors.. of course.. I mean.. I'm not that ridiculous in my way of thinking*

(ok.. so tuna issssss fish.. it's the coffee! )

[Autumn52]

Yes  I think that would be fun

Would you like me if I lost my sense of humor for a while?

[Mordred]

I could forgive you for such a thing. Happens to me at times also. It's unsettling, but sometimes strangely needed to clear away other thoughts. For me at least.

.. if I still tried, even if totally fruitless, to get those lips to crack a smile?

[Autumn52]

I would like you

Would you like me if I tied you up while you were sleeping and then woke you with my mouth on your body?