Would you like me if I.....

[Autumn52]

yes yes

If I wiggled my ass against what you were firmly feeling

[Mr Bigglesworth]

yes yes yes

If I wrapped my arms around you and held your breasts while you wiggled on said train?

[Autumn52]

yes

If I ask your secretary to help me plan a surprise birthday party for you

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Yes

If I sang happy birthday to you in your office?

[Autumn52]

love it

if I blushed and winked at you

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would hope you would.

If I gave you a long passionate kiss goodbye while groping you before leaving, right in front of all your co-workers?

[Mordred]

I'm sorry but I think we'd both feel a bit awkward after such a moment. Admit it.. you agree, yes? How could I ever look you in the eyes again? Nope.. that just ain't gonna work, my friend.

.. if I replaced all your fruit with wax impersonators?

[Captain Maltese]

I would collect all the wax impersonators, make a fire, get a pot and melt it down into a bubbling liquid mass. Then I would force you to drink it at spearpoint.
Hey, what can I say - that's how we used to deal with falsecoiners in the good old days.

Would you like me if I brought you to back to the good old days?

[Autumn52]

No I would not like that especially since I would probably get branded with a big S in the good ole days.

Would you like me if I ran my fingers across your scalp and made you see my naughty thoughts

[Captain Maltese]

That sounds like a very interesting experience. Yes please.

Would you like me if I ran your fingers across my other scalp and made you see my naughty thoughts?

[Autumn52]

Well I think that would be an interesting experiment and I would love to touch that other scalp so yes I would

Would you like me if I whispered naughty thoughts in your dreams

[Captain Maltese]

Mmmmm yes.

Would you like me if I pulled you into areas of my dreams you didn't know where there?

[SummerWhispers]

Not sure about that one.


Would you like me if I played  loud music and dance all by myself.

[Autumn52]

yes

would you like me if I wanted t dance with you

[SummerWhispers]

Of course I would let you pick the song.


Would you like me if I sang while we danced?

[Autumn52]

Yes I would love that

If I wanted to go karaoke

[SummerWhispers]

Of course I may get tickled and laugh though, just warning.


Join in and forgot the words, making up ones of my own.,

[Autumn52]

that would be fun

If I wanted to stay up all night giggling and talking about boys

[SummerWhispers]

Of course and we could even talk about the girls also.


I bought ice cream, a bunch of different flavors, to share at our all nighter?

[Katsue]

No, that would be terribly cruel, given that I'm lactose intolerant.

If I offered to feed you fruit instead?

[SummerWhispers]

Of course.


I sent you naughty photos from my tumblr blog through the day, as text messages to your phone?

[Autumn52]

I would love it but my phone don't do photos *sad face*

If I sent you a naughty text message in the middle of a busy day

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would love that.

If I made you waffles for breakfast?

[SummerWhispers]

Yes but , I would also like the naughty text message.


If I sent you a song of me and Xandi singing together while drunk from the night before.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Sure - sounds like fun.

...If I whispered naughty things in your ear while you were at work?