Would you like me if I.....

[OrchidofDarkness]

As long as you do lots of biting

Would you like me if I tied you down then took advantage of you

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Um - Yes!

Would you like me if I fondled you on a train?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Trains could be fun.

Would you like me if I slowly gave you a lap dance

[Autumn52]

yes

would you like me if I burped out loud in a restaurant?

[Mordred]

That'd make me laugh.. as I leaned to those near to whisper.. "She's trying out for a role."

.. if I drew silly little pictures on your napkin?

[Autumn52]

yes

if I crawled under the table when no one was looking and did things to your body that might make you make sounds......

[Captain Maltese]

Yeah, I would love you for it :)

Would you like me if I did the same to you afterwards?

[Autumn52]

no cause we would be arrested cause I can't be quiet *laughs*

If is ask the waiter for a to go box because I needed to be alone with you

[Captain Maltese]

Oh yes.

Would you like me if we stopped on the road for a break and it was so long that the food got cold?

[Autumn52]

Food? What Food? *giggles*

Would you like me if I ask your mother for your hand in marriage? *giggles*

[OrchidofDarkness]

Sure why not I would love to see the look on her face any way

Would you like me if I said yes to said marriage ? and asked Mordred to be the priest (giggles)

[Autumn52]

yeah that would be fun

would you like me if I took you to a drive in movie

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Very retro, that would be fun.

Would you like me if I made you hide in the trunk to save on the entrance fee?

[Autumn52]

no cause if you are to cheap to pay the fee I would just pay it myself and then ditch your cheap ass

if I ask you to a school dance?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

*laughing*

I'm a little old for school dances, so I imagine you'd be asking me as a chaperon, and I would not be so keen on on that.

if I threw small stones at your window and sang to you from your garden in the middle of the night?

[Autumn52]

sure I would, and since I am 43 and in school then I would be asking you as my date

If I wrote a song for you?

[Annashi]

Sure!

if I spoiled you with kisses and hugs when you last expect them?

[Autumn52]

yes I would

If I made you breakfast in bed as a surprise

[Mr Bigglesworth]

How could I not like That!

(And Xandi - with the clarification as to the dance, then yes)

if I tickled your feet?

[Autumn52]

sure but I am not ticklish

if I gave you a massage with oil that smelled like coconuts?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I like coconuts.  I think I like there that is leading too 

If I unwrapped the hair around your neck so I could kiss it?

[Autumn52]

sure

would you like me if I didnt sleep for a week

[Timeless]

Yes, I will still like you though I would be concerned and try to help you in some way so you could catch up on some needed sleep.

If I whine a bit too much on certain things?

[Annashi]

Yes, although I would tickle you as punishment! ^^

If I sneezed too many times in a row?

[Timeless]

..... Noooooooo, I'm seriously ticklish. Lol!

But anyways, yes, I would still like you. Actually, I would think of you cute and offer you many tissues as you sneeze.

If I insist you to buy me something rather expensive and yet so unpractical?