Would you like me if I.....

[Zaphod]

As long as its slow music, yes.

If I started unbuttoning that shirt while dancing with you?

[Noxie]

Of course.

If I let you just take the shirt off?

[Zaphod]

I wouldn't mind that.

If I told you you look beautiful?

[Noxie]

You're too sweet 

If I invited you to shower with me?

[Timeless]

Sure, why not.

If I drag you to a watch a sappy romance movie with me?

[Zaphod]

Of course.

If I get sappy and romantic while watching the movie?

[Noxie]

I'd find that adorable.

If I shared my popcorn with you?

[Zaphod]

That'd be really sweet of you.

If I put my arm around you?

[Noxie]

I think I'd enjoy that.

If I wanted to movie hop once our movie was done?

[Zaphod]

If its a weekend, yeah!

If I wanted to take you to my place after movie hopping?

[Noxie]

Sure

If I wanted to treat you to dessert first?

[Autumn52]

dessert is a yes for sure

If I didn't save you a bite

[Flaming]

If you let me bite you instead yes!

If I had diabetes, and couldn't have sweets around cause I wouldn't resist temptation?

[Autumn52]

yes I would cause I could make sugar free sweets for you

would you like me if I used splenda instead of stevia?

[Mordred]

I think so.. but first.. mind if I try it on your neck? Just a tiny bite. *squints, eye-balling that lovely vein just under and forward of the earlobe*

.. if I replaced all your lightbulbs with ones that emitted a cool, trippy indigo glow?

[Autumn52]

yeah I would like that

If I color with crayons on your walls?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Yeah, they could use some color.

If I always spoke in haikus?

[Autumn52]

probably not since I am not that bright

if I masturbated in front of you

[Novak]

yes although I may want to help

would you like me if I offered to help?

[Autumn52]

sure

if I wanted to help you too

[Novak]

very much

If I also joined in myself

[OrchidofDarkness]

Sure why not

would you like me if I had a pool with floating candles

[Autumn52]

yes for sure I love candles

if I added those fizzy things in your hot bath

[OrchidofDarkness]

You just found my weakness I love fizzys

If I had a good bottle of champagne with two crystal glasses

[Mr Bigglesworth]

A very nice way to begin an evening of  sensual pleasures.

Would you like me if I took advantage of you after you finished off the champagne?