Would you like me if I.....

[Mordred]

Yeah.. or so I think. Don't got any sharp wooden objects that you'd be likely to throwing around, do you? I can avoid or catch most things.. but still.. why take unnecessary risks?

.. if I arranged a thousand couple hundred blue gummy bears on your kitchen counters in a very convincing setting of an ancient Roman senate?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Oh heck yea.

would you like me if I made a room in all blue silk

[Mordred]

Oooohhhh.. I'd like you very much.

.. if I abducted you into this room for three hours and eleven minutes.. and relentlessly tried to convince you to let me bite your neck?

[Ellipsis]

You are certainly more than welcome to try. 

...if I made you a pillow fort, complete with sheet tents and plenty of flashlights?

[Mordred]

That's my kinda fun. We have to come up with a secret password. Yes.

.. if I told you scary stories within this fort.. hoping you'd need to be comforted?

[Ellipsis]

Not too scary or we'll need to leave the lights on! Or your comforting would have to be quite thorough.

...if I always made sure your clothes were fresh out of the dryer, all warm and soft?

[Insanityenviesme]

That would be far too kind of you!

... if I repaid your kindness by setting up your favorite dinner after the toils of a hard day's work?

[Noxie]

That would be delectable.

... if I sang you a love song?

[Zaphod]

I think I'd like you if you did that.

If I sang one back in a lousy voice?

[Noxie]

I would still appreciate the effort 

If I took you on a trip to Italy?

[Timeless]

... Really, you would? Well. Hell yes.

If I drag you to karaoke with me and I force you sing old love songs with me?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Only if I really liked you before you tried that

Would you like me if I took you on a tree-climbing date?

[Noxie]

Yes, as long as you promised to not let me fall 

Would you like me even if I was incredibly clumsy?

[Zaphod]

I probably would 'cos then I'd get to catch you more often.

If I wanted to climb on top of a lighthouse with you?

[Noxie]

I would enjoy the adventure.

If I spoke sweet nothings to you in Spanish?

[Zaphod]

I would love it.

If I whispered something in your ear that only you can understand?

[Noxie]

Very much so.

If I held your hand or linked arms with you in public?

[Zaphod]

That would be nice!

If I kissed you in public?

[Noxie]

Yes, I think I would enjoy that.

If I wanted to spend an afternoon cuddling with you?

[Zaphod]

I would love to.

If I wanted to spend the evening cuddling with you too?

[Noxie]

I would love to.

If I brought you breakfast in bed the morning after?

[Zaphod]

Wouldn't that be wonderful!

If I fed you some fruit from the breakfast platter?

[Noxie]

Mmmmmm... so delicious 

If I wore one of your shirts around the house?

[Zaphod]

Yes, as long as you are wearing nothing else.

If I roamed around the house shirtless ?

[Noxie]

Of course. What lovely eye candy

If I put on some music and invited you to dance around with me?