Would you like me if I.....

[Mordred]

*gasps* Say it ain't so! Hmm.. but you do realize.. soon after those lovely hands do their thing, the blue will start to appear again. It's one of my eternal afflictions. This one, I happened to cause myself.. back when the silly vampire attempted to cure his ways through alchemy. That damn thousand year itch caused me a midlife crisis in the 13th century.

.. if I required you to sit upon my lap as you did your blue removal?

[SummerWhispers]

Yes I almost would have to being short and all, I expect you are much taller than me, almost everyone is. And who said I was going to use my hands?

....if I only removed the paint from you face and not the rest of your body....not your hands?

[Mordred]

*leans down to whisper from his position a few inches above the 6-foot mark*

Is that a trick question? Do your removal magic! I am ticklish.. but what the hell! Do your thang, gorgeous!

.. if I sent the blue smoke of my cigar upon your pores.. whispering ancient words.. luring your mind to times long forgotten?

[SummerWhispers]

Well unlike you my times forgotten are not so far back...ugh my childhood...no I would be instantly banned, I am sure of it.

...I started to say if I gently bit your chin, but I think I can guess the answer to that.

[Mordred]

*closes eyes.. letting mind and sensations go through these motions.. nodding quickly in agreement*

Yeahhhh.. I'd like you. Ohhh, but you do realize biting of any sort.. on me.. is playing with fangy fire, yes?

.. if those gentle bites were like a long strike of a match against a wickedly sharp set of fangs.. that soon sprang to ravenous life.. and now pressed upon that wildly pulsating artery in that lovely neck of yours.. with the slightest move possibly sending them deep into those sweet crimson depths?

[Breathless Intent]

Yes. And I would likely tilt into those fangs of yours, giving that final amount of pressure needed to puncture.

...if I let you have just a few drops to whet your appetite before slipping off of your lap and sticking a band-aid over those punctures?

[Autumn52]

yes I would in fact i would like you to slip off his lap and onto mine

Would you like me if I tried to give you a smack on the ass?

[JackWhite]

Oh yeah.

Would you like me if I watched the two of you?

[Autumn52]

Yes

Would you like me if I ask you to join?

[Flaming]

Sure

If I invited friends along?

[Mordred]

The more, the merrier. I like to keep a 4:1 female to male ratio.. but heyyy, whatever the case, it's all good!

.. if I opened a door of shadow and called in a few other sorts?

[Breathless Intent]

Like those freaky smurfs you like so much? Yeah I think I'll pass. I would like you but they'd get the boot!

...if you found out that I had a little shrine with you pictures all over it and candles everywhere?

[Mordred]

(this rumor of me and the smurfs.. is simply that. Ok.. so once.. lonnnnngggggg ago.. they hired me as a hit-man.. they were intrigued with the fangs.. but that's my only association)

Hmm.. yeah.. I'd like you.. but from afar. With a restraining order. But I would think of you, fondly.

.. if I decided to hop on a shuttle to Neptune.. a wee bit alarmed at your over zealous admiration?

[Breathless Intent]

Oh that'd just be fine, I did invest in a timeshare there because I know you like the place so much. ...what? Why are you running away!!!

...if I offered you some cheese and crackers?

[Mordred]

Now that.. I accept and say yes. I like you. *eyes the assortment, hoping there's no hidden motive lurking via fine-injection*

.. if I pulled out a hefty flagon of dark red wine to accompany the delicious canapés?

[Breathless Intent]

I can't see why not. I wouldn't partake, though. I have my purple juice here that I am enjoying quite nicely!

...if I invited you to spend the night with me at a haunted house?

[Wyatt]

Yes, if you held my hand in yours till dawn.

...offered to share a lollipop with you?

[OrchidofDarkness]

The could be cute and sweet so yea...

If i offered to share my ice cream with you

[Insanityenviesme]

Like you?! I'd do anything you asked!!

... if I kinda took a really big bite and kinda sorta ate all of it?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Sure I would just have to get more.

Would you like me if I was painted all red

[Insanityenviesme]

I'll paint myself yellow and we'll find someone to be green and make a real, live traffic light

... wanted to wash the paint off to see what's underneath?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Awesome lets cause a few accidents -laughs-

If was pale as the snow under all that paint

[Insanityenviesme]

Why wouldn't I? I'll go get the hose..

... if I changed my mind and smeared myself in chocolate instead??

[Sybl]

I would love you.

Would you like me if I told you I love your insane thoughts?

[Autumn52]

probably.......

if I had a conniption