*holds up hands in outrage* Ok.. hold on a moment! *music screeches to halt* Now.. this is just going a bit too far, don't you think? I mean.. My Little Pony? Really? You're having a laugh, yeah? Nope.. sorry gorgeous.. no can do. I'd rather chew on toothpicks while lounging back on a bed of wooden nails.. singing 'Here Comes The Sun' while floating on a barge in the middle of the Pacific as the sky slowly turned red.
.. if I displayed my true identity as.. Jello Man! Ready to fight crime with my never ending assortment of jello weapons, jello-mobile.. and yes, the infamous and always ready to encase those that require banning or a hefty spanking.. the jello-pit?