Do you have any idea what yawns *stifles one as this thought worms it's way into his mind* does to *another* a dead thing like me? I'm probably hovering at 3.11 yawns away from blinking *yawns* out of existence altogether. Hmm.. *yawns.. feeling a wave of uncontrollable, eye-pooling, stretching things coming like an army from deep inside*.. I'd forgive you, but only slightly.. also quite suspiciously.
.. if I trapped your way.. *yawns.. eyes starting to pool with red* a fangy grin spreading as I leaned close and whispered, "uh uh.. you ain't goin' nowhere, human."
*vanishes into blue shadow as the yawns take control for a while*