Would you like me if I.....

[Flaming]

Snob only about the clothes? Ok, but you are not laying hands on my credit card.

If I kept wearing only shaggy clothes?

[Breathless Intent]

Sure I'd like you, but I would seriously worry about your vision because that is NOT a good look!

...if I gave you a stuffed "Scooby" animal to match any shaggy clothes you have?

[Flaming]

I'd love that! (wait, is it fireproof?)

If I kept behaving like a child?

[Autumn52]

no probably not

If I ate the last cookie?

[Tamhansen]

Depends, was it my cookie or yours?

If i got cookie crumbs on your furniture?

[Autumn52]

I would still like you, I have a vaccum cleaner.

Would you still like me if I sucked at baking?

[Tamhansen]

Nah I'm a pretty good baker.

If I baked a whole lot of cookies just for you?

[Autumn52]

no cause then I would get fat eating them. Now if you shared them with me that would be different

Would you like me if I ask you to dance a slow song and then just held you close and swayed

[Tamhansen]

I would love that. Swaying is really nice.

If I picked you up, and danced through the romm with you in my arms?

[Mordred]

Sure, why not? But I would stress about my head getting whacked as you spun me around. Not sure I can promise my feet not knocking everything onto the floor. It'd be worth it for the dizzying effect, afterwards.

If you noticed little splatterings of blue all over after such an event.. prompting me to suggest doing 'dot-to-dot' all over.. 'cause you gotta admit, that would look really cool, yeah?

[I dont know]

I suppose, yes. I love creativity.

If i'd say hi to you whenever you'd open the doors to your appartment and leave you unless you would want me to stay?

[Autumn52]

I would invite you in and ravage your body is what I'd do.

Would you like me if I did that.

[Flaming]

No, I like my body... what about just rough handling?

If I was to turn into an iceberg?

[Autumn52]

nope I hate cold things

Would you like me if I molested you over and over again

[Flaming]

I would hardly call them molests

If I had to go to work and couldn't keep playing?

[Autumn52]

sure cause I have to go to school.

If I had coffee breath

[badsam]

sure :) I love/need coffee :)

would you like me if I offer a coffee, served in bed?

[Autumn52]

Yes I would ask you to join me though

Would you like me if I ask you to join me in bed

[badsam]

how can I say no? :) Sure

Would you like me if i jump over the bed? :)

[Mordred]

Ahhh, one of those strange habits, eh? Yeah, I see no reason to blame you. I have a few weird habits myself. I understand.

.. if I put a small trampoline in your jumping path?

[Breathless Intent]

Oooh! That sounds like a load of fun! Sure I'd like you a lot *smiles*

...if, as a result of a rather enthusiastic jump, I accidentally flew a bit off center and landed on you?

[Aemirys]

Just fine with me honey bunny.....

but would you still like me if I caught you and wouldn't let you go?

[Breathless Intent]

Yes!! Thousand percent! I'd like you even better, actually *grins*

...if I tried to get free by kissing your neck and whispering all the sweet things I could do if I had my hands loose?

[Mordred]

Yeahhhh.. but don't be alarmed if those lips and that sweet voice lure that crazy hunger of mine. Just saying!

.. if you felt a flurry of movement and found yourself even more tightly bound, and a pair of glistening fangs sliding along the curve of your delicious neck, ready to sink inside to bask inside that warmth those veins so greedily hold within?

[Breathless Intent]

I would be a little worried about not being able to squirm away, but those fangs...? On my neck? Mm...I could probably stand a little biting from you, dearest. Ok, I'd like you.

...if I tried to distract you from biting and lusty thoughts (though I can't imagine WHY I would be doing that!) by singing silly children's songs?