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Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2525 on: January 19, 2012, 01:58:38 AM »
Not sure I'd pay any notice to a demand that had no authority to back it up.. but I'd dig the bravado.. and for a while at least, indulge you.

.. if I instead started talking of threads in that other, not-to-be-mentioned thread?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2526 on: January 19, 2012, 02:01:55 AM »
I'd be none too happy with you, Sir! I might grudgingly like you, but only because of that lovely painting you did for me all those weeks ago.

...if I showed you my nightstick, police hat, and handcuffs to indicate just how much authority I actually DO have?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2527 on: January 19, 2012, 03:12:58 AM »
I'd think of all sorts of laws to break, forcing your scolding. Yes.

.. if I swiped your hat and showed how it could easily be mistaken for a UFO when thrown just right and given the proper accompanying sound effects?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2528 on: January 19, 2012, 03:47:45 AM »
Yeah, i'd laugh seeing you playing with my hat that i dont have. Something invisible, and imaginary hat perhaps. But i'd still like you. :)

If i sat on your couch all day and would take your bathroom whenever you need it the most, but at the night time i'd please all of your desires?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2529 on: January 20, 2012, 07:49:48 PM »
Hmm.. not sure how you'd do that.. but how could I blame you for trying. Yeah, we'd be cool.

.. if I followed you around all day, doing over-exaggerated sound effects to every damn situation that surrounded us?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2530 on: January 20, 2012, 07:51:07 PM »
I'd likely get annoyed after the first few hours. Or maybe I'd just learn to ignore you.

...ignored you as you made over exaggerated sound effects.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2531 on: January 20, 2012, 07:52:50 PM »
Oh I'd be really bummed about that *pouts* After all that effort...

...if I instead wrote you a love letter every day telling you how every little thing you do is so sweet and great?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2532 on: January 21, 2012, 10:52:25 PM »
Yeahhh, although I'd be totally convinced you were highly exaggerating.

.. if I pointed out a suddenly appearing chalkboard and asked you to write those words 311 times?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2533 on: January 22, 2012, 01:48:44 AM »
Sure, I'd like you just fine. But only because I feel perfectly fine ignoring your request.

...if I invited you over for a date, but when you came to my house I actually intended for us to clean all day?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2534 on: January 22, 2012, 01:52:26 AM »
That's just plain cruel.. but I'd dig making little messes amongst the tidying. :P

.. if I seemed to be more of a hindrance than help, with the cleaning?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2535 on: January 22, 2012, 12:36:39 PM »
Hm...I would forgive you because I did bring you over under false pretenses, but I'd probably be very frustrated with your lack of cleaning focus!

...if I instead decided we should go play at an arcade, because cleaning was proving futile?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2536 on: January 22, 2012, 12:39:52 PM »
I'd totally dig that. Hahhhh, might even re-embrace my ass-kicking video ways and teach you a thing or two. :P

.. if I purposely forgot where we parked.. taking you on a wild hunt through the city streets in search?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2537 on: January 22, 2012, 12:49:51 PM »
Oooh, I love wild hunts! So yes, I'd like you quite well. Just so long as it wasn't cold and windy...then I might just go back to the arcade and have you search alone.

...if in the course of our wild hunt, we came across a wild goose and I decided it would be much more fun to chase the thing than to look for your car?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2538 on: January 22, 2012, 12:53:27 PM »
I'd love to watch you running like mad after that freaky feathered thing.. but I'd have to hold back.. geese kinda give me the creeps. But like you, I certainly would.

.. if I grabbed opportunity and lured that thing into the trunk of the suddenly found car, slamming it inside, but of course, not hurting the sinister beaky bundle?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2539 on: January 22, 2012, 12:59:35 PM »
I would think you quite mad for wanting a vicious creature like that in your trunk! And probably ask you what your plans were with capturing it in the first place. But I'd still like you...I have a thing for the crazies *winks*

...if I figured that the best course of action was to start planning a large goose dinner?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2540 on: January 22, 2012, 01:01:44 PM »
Hell yeah! Can I take that thing for a joyride first?

.. if I drove around like crazy, listening to that silly bird squawk in the back?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2541 on: January 22, 2012, 01:11:46 PM »
Oh no! Poor ridiculous bird! I would have to reprimand you for being unnecessarily cruel to the poor creature...even if I was planning on cooking it later. Still, I might like you if you show proper remorse.

...if after our delicious meal of goose and all the fancy trimmings I wanted to play charades?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2542 on: January 22, 2012, 01:13:59 PM »
Ohhhh, I haven't played in a while and that sounds super fun. Yes!

.. if I suggested clothing become optional during our game? Or at least various articles of clothing?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2543 on: January 22, 2012, 01:20:05 PM »
Oh that would certainly make it easier! I'd like you just fine, and go about taking off my shoes and socks. Maybe even go a little wild and take off my coat!

...if it became apparent that I was AWFUL at charades (after about 10 minutes of futile guessing from you)?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2544 on: January 22, 2012, 01:24:53 PM »
Yes.. for I was myself just winging it and picking up any bits of play from you.. so a case of the blind leading the blind, eh?

.. if I whipped out a backgammon board, promising to beat you quite convincingly?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2545 on: January 22, 2012, 01:31:34 PM »
I would appreciate you saving me from further embarrassment, so yes I'd like you very well! And you'd probably be right about the game, since I've never played...

...if through a series of lucky moves I actually won, and then was a sore winner - telling you all about how great and smart and wonderful I am?

Offline Flaming

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2546 on: January 22, 2012, 01:37:48 PM »
C'mon, I need more than that for not liking you. Besides, I already know you are 'great and smart and wonderful'

And if I wanted a rematch?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2547 on: January 22, 2012, 01:43:42 PM »
Rematch.. aren't you already enough in flames? Ohhhh sure.. I'd like you. Ohhhh, you mean in the game. Yep, always up for a rematch.

.. if I constantly tried distracting you to take your mind off the game, blurting out nonsense about obvious things that had no relevance?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2548 on: January 23, 2012, 02:46:30 AM »
I'm sure I'd like you. Honestly, I would probably just start tuning you out.

...if I stopped listening to anything you said and just smiled and nodded as though I were listening?

Offline Aemirys

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2549 on: January 23, 2012, 02:54:52 AM »
Yeah I can work with that.....

.... would you still like me if practiced the cello in the middle of the night?