Would you like me if I.....

[naughtygirl]

Hmmm because it's you, I'll make an exception

If I pour jam on your head?

[Tamhansen]

hmm, I might be a little upset then, that stuff is sticky.

If I reciprocate by pouring honey on you?

[naughtygirl]

Then that's fine, I'll need to take a shower though 

If I steal your bed and make you sleep on the couch?

[Tamhansen]

I wouldn't mind. Though my bed is big enough for two.

If I snuck into the bed with you?

[naughtygirl]

Feel free to..

If I rolled onto you in bed?

[Tamhansen]

I might like you even more.

If i put my arms round you holding you atop me?

[naughtygirl]

Go for it!

If I consequently pushed you out and onto the floor? 

[Tamhansen]

Well I'd be a bit upset.

If I shrugged it Off and climbed back in?

[naughtygirl]

I'm not stopping you

How about if I tunnel under your duvet?

[Tamhansen]

Go for it

If I crawled under the covers and started kissing your toes?

[naughtygirl]

Ooooh ticklish!

If I nibbled your ear?

[Tamhansen]

As long as you dont bite it off.

If I started tickling you with a feather.

[aFireWithin]

I would love it.

If I asked you "what is a duvet?"

[Flaming]

Yes, I like people smarter than me

If I lose all my memories you included?

[aFireWithin]

Yes, because you won't remember all the clothes I borrowed from you and never returned.

If I kissed you on the cheek?

[adroitgrayman]

Yes, of course, there is no doubt to that.

... If I wrap my arms around your neck and look in your eyes?

[Mordred]

Hmm.. that's a close call but I'd know it was taken out of context and I'd feel good.. but I'd also need a drink.

.. if I went out to your back yard at the break of the bright full moon, grabbed a handful of grass blades, came back in and built a green castle on your dining table.. all while seriously craving that sweet red fluid that flowed inside your veins?

[Tamhansen]

I'd like you, but I'd be very wary.

If I woke you up at the break of dawn, with breakfast in bed.

[Flaming]

Sure, but has to be a breakfast I like

If I grew fat and insist on walking around the house naked?

[Tamhansen]

Your body and your house, no reason to dislike you.

If I started to play Andrea Bocelli songs real loud?

[Perfect Imperfection]

As long as you don't mind my attempts at singing along c:

If I used up the last of the milk?

[Tamhansen]

hmm. Only if you'd tell me it was the last so i could replace it. I hate it when I'm cooking or baking and find ingredients missing.

If i made a chocolate banana cake for you?

[Perfect Imperfection]

As long as you don't mind me eating it all by myself

If I kept messing with the thermostat?

[Tamhansen]

Just don't put it to high. i get warm quickly. Basically I'm a human space heater. Which comes in handy on cold nights.

If i opened the windows to let in the cold winter air?

[Perfect Imperfection]

Not so sure, I get cold very easily. Maybe if you got me some blankets to keep warm with...

If I ate all of your fries?