Would you like me if I.....

[Mordred]

I'd have to close my eyes and try to not wince as that blade came whistling by my ears.. but if I make it through in one piece, yesssss, I'll like you. Even if slightly damanged.

.. if I replaced myself with a holographic and very convincing image that nervously stood as you practiced?

[Breathless Intent]

Sure, so long as it was convincing enough. I wouldn't want your fear of a little stabbing to interfere with my progression as a swordswoman, after all.

...if I discovered your ruse and decided to get back at you by turning all of your clothes inside out? (this is a very silly method of revenge, I know..)

[AribethAmkiir]

Sure

...if I wore my clothes inside out?

[Mordred]

I see no detrimental effects apart from gooooood luck on using any pockets. Yeah, I like you.

.. if I thought inside out?

[AribethAmkiir]

It would be extremely difficult following your logic, but I'd still like you.

If I straightened out your thoughts?

[Mordred]

I hope not with a hot iron? Ohhhh, ok, I'll trust your methods and let you flatten and straighten my warped thoughts. Yes, I'd still like you.

.. if after all your efforts, my thoughts still started to curl at the ends?

[AribethAmkiir]

Sure, that would be due to my own inadequacies, right?  Nothing at all to do with you.

If I tossed out the thoughts that curled?

[Mordred]

I can't blame you.. I'd do the same. I just hope you properly recycled them.. refurbished thoughts, I have heard, are quite a commodity. Yeah, I'd like you.

.. if I checked to make sure you had a place where a night-dweller like myself could quickly vanish into if the sun suddenly decided to go against the usual pattern?

[Kazuume]

Sure as long as you didn't dig a hole in the carpet. 

took out my magical crayons of amazingness and colored your house in a magnificent array of colors?

[Mordred]

Awww, that'd be so cute, how could I not like you? Yes, I still would.

.. if I swiped, while you were planning your crayoned masterpiece, all your pinks, reds, and yellows.. and yes, also your orange.. (not the crayon.. but from the bag you brought.. for with no sun, my vitamin-C levels are quite low).. ?

[Kazuume]

I'd be a little pouty but I could create other colors by mixing the ones I had left, so Yes I'd still like you.



I colored your favorite place to relax with pictorials of flowers, bunnies, and butterflies?

[lonlyazn]

It might've looked like that to begin with so I still love you.

If I took something of yours and pretended not to just for my own keepsake?

[Mordred]

Hmm.. I hope it's something I don't miss.. but ohhh, if it's that important to you, that's cool. Please don't let me know what it is.

.. if I, despite my assurance it was ok, still occasionally bugged you to know you took.. not really wanting to know.. just, I'm a nut that way at times?

[Breathless Intent]

Yes, and I would probably feel so bad at your constant queries about the stolen prize that I would fess up.

...if I asked for a piggy back ride to the carnival?

[lonlyazn]

Yes can do!

If I said took some cotton candy from you with my mouth?

[Tamhansen]

nope, my cotton candy.

If i made you sit in the dunking booth?

[Breathless Intent]

Only if you promised to throw very poorly!

...if I tried to teach you the hand jive?

[Tamhansen]

Why not. No idea what it is, so love to learn a new thing.

If i was really bad at it?

[Breathless Intent]

Of course! It can be tricky, so I'd be very patient with you.

If I asked you to show me some of your talents?

[Tamhansen]

Hmm I would like you. And I'd show you my talents.

If I showed you my talent in origami?

[Kazuume]

Oh yah that's wicked cool!


...removed all your shoes and replaced them with various slippers depicting cartoon characters and animals?

[Tamhansen]

I'd still like you, though living in a country where it rains nearly 360 days a year slippers aren't the most prudent footwear.

If I replaced all the lamps in your house by multicolored ones?

[Jethro]

Sure, it would give my house a disco edge

What if I turned into Disco Stu?

[naughtygirl]

Depends on if you can pull the moves like Disco Stu

What if I ran around like crazy at 2 in the morning?

[Tamhansen]

That's usually when I'm at my best, so yeah.

If I put on some rock music at 2 am.