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Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2300 on: January 02, 2012, 12:03:17 AM »
I wouldn't mind for a little while but then I'd probably stop you.  :o


....drew with crayons on your wall the most amazing outdoor scene?

Offline Jason

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2301 on: January 02, 2012, 12:08:01 AM »
I would like that a lot.

...managed to, somehow, create an antigravity device?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2302 on: January 02, 2012, 12:10:35 AM »
I would like you to create such a wonderful thing.

...if I asked to borrow it from time to time?

Offline adroitgrayman

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2303 on: January 02, 2012, 03:41:46 AM »
yes but with some price in form. *winks*

... If I ask you to swim with me?

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2304 on: January 02, 2012, 10:18:22 AM »
I could use a fresh dip too.

if I forced you to go bungee jumping with me?

Offline badsam

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2305 on: January 03, 2012, 09:12:30 AM »
Sure!

Would you like me if I let you go first?

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2306 on: January 03, 2012, 09:18:02 AM »
Aw man... I can handle it.

if I told you that this was their first time setting up a bungee rig and lied about it?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2307 on: January 03, 2012, 09:20:05 AM »
nope. Don't much like lying.

If i tested the rig just to be sure.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2308 on: January 03, 2012, 09:33:10 AM »
Not at all, safety first

If I ate some nachos and accidentally dropped some and they were falling your way as you jumped

Offline badsam

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2309 on: January 03, 2012, 10:53:01 AM »
mmm.. perhaps I would try to eat them in middle air :) so yes!

would you like me if I thanks for your nachos?

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2310 on: January 03, 2012, 10:55:25 AM »
Wouldn't mind! Beats littering!

If you got trapped hanging as they had trouble with the gear to pull you up?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2311 on: January 03, 2012, 11:03:49 AM »
Uh.....I dunno what that has to do with you?



....made you an avocado smoothie?

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2312 on: January 03, 2012, 11:05:49 AM »
I'd love one! Well it would have to do with me... cause.. uhm... at the place.... I was just there...

If I tried to make you one and failed... horribly maybe?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2313 on: January 03, 2012, 10:23:56 PM »
Your efforts wouldn't go without my appreciation. Yeah, I'd still like you.

.. if I then whipped up a perfectly made blueberry smoothie to wash away the memory?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2314 on: January 03, 2012, 10:59:18 PM »
Your efforts never go unnoticed. Yes I would.

Doodled your name all over the wall in neon marker?

Offline adroitgrayman

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2315 on: January 03, 2012, 11:04:45 PM »
I would love that.

... If I get your name tattooed an inch below my navel button...

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2316 on: January 03, 2012, 11:07:46 PM »
Be an honor  :P

If I gave you the best body massage ever~

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2317 on: January 04, 2012, 12:20:53 AM »
Hmm.. ok this is pretty much a 50/50 shot here. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say yes. Ok, I will also totally remove myself in thought from myself in body.. and simply enjoy the therapeutic quality. Yes. I think. Yes. Ok. Yeah, alright!

.. if I made you the best Mojito you ever had, spoke in a Carribean accent.. and started playing some ultra chilled out tunes as a haze of smoke wafted into the surroundings from an unseen source of close-by lurking shadow?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2318 on: January 04, 2012, 12:38:49 AM »
I might think you daft, but enjoy the silly accent you were affecting and go with the flow. So sure, I'd like you just fine. Especially after enjoying a delicious mojito! Or maybe a couple...

...if I had a few too many of those addicting drinks, and climbed up on a table to practice my sexy dance moves to that chill beat (even if those "sexy" moves were actually pretty ridiculous)?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2319 on: January 04, 2012, 12:59:21 AM »
Like you? I'd carefully ensure those drinks kept flowing, the music was neverending.. and that your 'sexy' moves were madly adored. Yes, I would like you.

.. if I started making those drinks stronger.. to see how ridiculous.. sexy.. your moves could get?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2320 on: January 04, 2012, 01:01:28 AM »
Hm...I might like you, but I don't think I could manage to tell at that point. You'd be a lovely blue man-shaped haze though, so undoubtedly I'd be enamored with you.

...if I confessed all manner of slurred secrets to you about things that actually never happened to me, but were conjured in my sense-deprived state of intoxication?

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2321 on: January 04, 2012, 01:08:53 AM »
I would be consumed in the awe inspiring tales and secrets that I wish I could be apart of.

if I were to try to make those secrets become reality?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2322 on: January 04, 2012, 01:28:52 AM »
Sure! Though they would be silly secrets about boys I had crushes on in high school and how I stole some gum from my brother.

...if the next day I awoke with a throbbing headache and my voice was all scratchy from all of the party-yells I did the night before?

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2323 on: January 04, 2012, 01:31:09 AM »
No problem. I got it all on my recording devices which are kept well hidden for my own viewing pleasure!

If I was always sober and got you drunk most of the time to catch dirty little acts and embarrassing moments?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2324 on: January 04, 2012, 01:50:16 AM »
Hm that would be pushing your luck...Its not fair to trick a girl so many times without offering some goodies of your own!

...if I started taking fencing lessons, and told you to stand very still while I practiced?