Would you like me if I.....

[Anesa]

I would, but I already know there's nothing plain about you. 


baked you some chocolate chip cookies and shared them with you along with a glass of wine milk to toast in the new year?

[Chaosengine]

Aw, so sweet.

Flirted with you unabashedly?

[Anesa]

Is there any other way to flirt?   Yep, I'd like you sexy... 


took you by the hand and led you over to a dark corner for a bit of privacy? 

[Chaosengine]

I'd be crazy not to!

Kissed your pretty nose?

[Anesa]

Mmmm...oh yeah, very much so.


I ran my fingertips up and down your back as we hugged in a warm embrace?

[Chaosengine]

Very much.

Brushed my fingers lightly over your nipples?

[Anesa]

*Swoons!*  Yes.....


gently squeezed the hard lump in the front of your trousers?

[Chaosengine]

Oh! 

Ran my hands over your well-shaped bottom?

[lonlyazn]

Be an odd compliment!

If I'm a messy boy?

[Sybl]

  *loves odd*

If I stole your keys to your car?

[lonlyazn]

Oh my, I couldn't be mad, also quite exciting.

If I stole your car and raced you?

[Sybl]

I'd win! with your car ...

...I moved in and took over your kitchen leaving you the laundry?

[lonlyazn]

Yes, I am easily swoon with my tummy. I don't mind laundry, I don't know how well I fold.

... if it might take quite a bit to fill me?

[Sybl]

  I love to cook and bake!

If I leave all the dishes for you? and the laundry?

[lonlyazn]

I can't say no to you.

if I left the dusting and vacuuming to you?

[Sybl]

errr...I would like you, to reconsider.

If I refused to do anything, except feed you?

[lonlyazn]

Toughie... play me like a fiddle though 

if I wanted some more help around the place?

[Sybl]

  I did it well too....

If I told you to call 1-888-byte me? 

[lonlyazn]

Dare I try to call :O probably

If I told you to call 973-409-3312, the drunk thought hotline?

[Sybl]

  errr...um.. I would like you, but take you to see the professional

If I baked you a pie?

[lonlyazn]

I'm trying to be on a diet, but I cannot resist your cooking.

If I tried to cook?

[Sybl]

I could you to cook 

If I let you burn dinner?

[lonlyazn]

Of course I'd love you if you could let me get away with that!

If I accidentally ruined our dinner and tripped causing the table to spill over?

[Sybl]

Of course, we could get a maid to clean it up.

If I taught you the right way to burn dinner, is burning down the house?

[lonlyazn]

I think I'm being converted to arsony 

If I don't ever touch a sip of alcohol?